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Friday, January 30, 2004

Yo Dawgs guess what this RULEZ I just did another big interview with a famous web sight! The Duke baskeball Raprt wanted MY expert opinion on manny things and so I gave them a great interview and helped them out and was kind enough to give my valuable time to help them out because I like to help out the kids just starting out in the bizness it is my dutey as a bigtime sport journelst to help out these new kids who are trying to make it big someday and so I did! The interview is great well my ANSWERS were great the qestions were kind of dumb but what do you expect! Anyways the point is this is GREAT publecety for me and allso for the Duke Baskeball Raport and for Coach Kay and for Duke! So go and read ANOTHER awesome famous interview of me it is great to be such a celbrety I am more famouser than half of the people I cover in my raports they aught to be interviewing me and aksing me for my autograph! I will probaly get more famouser ever day now and ESPNN or New Yorks Times or Readers Digess or one of the other awesome medias will probaly want to hire me up soon! But dont worry I will still type up my web page because I am so nice and kind and gennarouse to you my fans who all love me so much and need me and relly on me for all of you incite and info! So dont worry!! Just read the inter view!
It is here:
http://www.truthaboutduke.com/exclusive.php

So go to that page! It rules!

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Yo what is up homeys! Dont forget my famous websight page which is at http://www.angelfire.com/super2/bandwagonboy/


Yo Dawgs! I won some big bucks on a scratcher ticket and sense I am loaded up with a HUNDERD dollers cash money bling right now I used some of it to get Billy Ray to set me up with a awesome new websight that kicks ass!!! And this is it!! It RULEZ everone who is cool is making things called Bloggs now and so now I will have the BEST one of course! Yo check it out dawg!!!


Janruary 26! Yo what is up dawgs! Anyways the point is here are the next awesomest athalets on my list of awesomest SUPERSTAR athaletes of all times! They are George Stinebrender, JayJay Reddick, Pete Rose, that old times foot ball qaterback I cant remeber his name, Trippel H, Daunte Jones from Duke and thats about it! Wow they are awesome and RULE!!!

Now that that is settled it is time to get to the point which is it is SUPER BOWEL time! The Super Bowel is my faverite holyday of the whole winter time and it is the day when all americans give thanks and act nice because of the big football game! And this year my faverite team my AWESOME PATRIATS are going to win again! Patriats are one of the awesomest teams of all times in any sports but they dont get enough hype and love what is up with that! unreal the medias are all just BIASS against them what a jipp that happens to all my teams like Duke and USSC too! So anyways my plan is to get my Patriats some more hype from the medias! And so they need to do like my awesome Bears did and make a wrapping video! That is a great idear remeber you heard it here FIRST it is my idear and if you steal it I will SUE you!! So all they need to do is get together and get a camcorder and they can all dance around and sing wraps about how they RULE and it wil be nuber #1 just like my Bears when they sang "The Super Bowel Shovel!" Remeber that that was AWESOME dawg! So Tom Braddy could dance around and wrap like this "I am Tom Braddy and I kick all you asses in you face you jealous JERKS cram it! We are going to win the Super Bowel and this is my song about it! Patriats are doing the Super Bowel dance" And then he would wrap something else that rimes with "cram it!" and it would ROCK!! And then Bellycheck could dance out and sing like this "I am the Coach named Bellycheck and so Patriats will give them heck and I am so smart I am the KING and so we will win the Super Bowel thing!" And then Tyler Millaw and Seymore Richards and all the other superstars of PATRIATS could wrap like this "You dont have to take a chance because we are doing the Super Bowel dance!" Yo that rocks I made it up mysself do not steal it and put it on a wrap alblum! And then they would all wrap even more like this "Patriats RULE we wear gray pants and we are doing the Super Bowel dance! You better know that we will be CHAMPS because we do our Super Bowel dance!!" And then they could all like breakdance around and wear lots of furcoats and bling with they uniforms and have all they hoes come out and dance with them and wear skampy cloths and they could show the Patriats drving around they badass cars and hummers and suvs and cranking up the music so loud they cars bounce up and down like in the cool videos! It would kick ass homes! Why dont they do this if you are reading this Bellycheck then make you team do it now dont you want to win the big game then you better have a video with wrapping on it! I cant wait to watch this awesome video and buy a tape of it and to get some money from Patriats when they make this video and it sells a million copys wow I am going to be RICH this RULEZ!!! This is the best Super Bowel of all times!!!!!




Janury 21! Yo my peeps what is up did you see my Patriats KICKASS against Colts the other day!! Wow it RULED and we dominatted them in you face Payton Manneng!!! I called it!! I cant wait for the Super Bowel when we win it all again but now we have the Bi Week where the players all set around together and do Bi Week stuff! So I will continue with my Awesome list of the Awesomest Athaletes of the last 50 years!!



Next on the list is the great LeBaron James! He is the best baskeball player EVER except for Shack and Jorden! He can dunk and has awesome tennyshoes that are very expansive and he is on TV and everone is talking about him what more do you want!! And plus allso he is just a freshmen in the NBA so wait untell he gets old and learns all of the tricks and secrets and gets even better!! Wow it is going to RULE I cant wait untell he gets traded to Lakers and can FINELY win it all I have been a big fan of his forever and I cant wait to see him win at the NBA like he has won at ever other level!!




Next is the Great Coach Kay who is the Coach of NUMBER #1 DUKE!!! Coach Kay is a very awesome coach but you might say how can he be on this list it is not for awesome coaches it is for Athaletes! Well duh! All coaches use to play beffore they got old and lame and so did Coach Kay! He played in the olden days beffore they had TV or movies or ESPNN or dunking or anything so no one saw him play but I bet he RULED!! He knows how to tell everone to make they shots instead of missing them and he gets all the good players to come and play for Duke which is post to be some kind of poindexter college so you know he got all kind of mad skills and game! Maybe if a bunch of Duke players get hurt or fould out or ejected or supsended Coach Kay will play some hoops this year for Duke he would kick ass you know it homes! I bet he does in practice how else could he show them how to dunk and shoot and trash talk and all of that!! So you know the Great Coach Kay RULEZ as a playa too and not just a Coach!!!



Then comes Tom Braddy! PATRIATS RULE what more do you need to know! Braddy is the MAN and play qaterback and he is very handsome and they girls all love how he wear tight uniforms and looks all hot and sexie and they wish they could all get with him and kiss him and see him naked because he probaly is real hot naked and is all musclly and wirey and attractive to females just like me! I had a dream the other day about how all the girls love TOm Braddy and he was getting with all of them just like I do! Wow I am not going to talk about that secret dream anymore! The point is that Braddy RULEZ so never mind we are talking about FOOT BALL a MAN sport with hitting and tackeling and punching and kicking so that's what I am talking about!!


The next awesome athalete is the great Seedbizkit! Seedbiskit is a racehorse who runs very fast I saw his movie and then just rented out his DVVD and he RULEZ!!! He was a looser horse who wasent any good and everone hated him untell he met Spiderman who taught him to run fast! And so he won all they races and all the Kentuckie Derbys and National Championships of horse running and won a lot of money for the guy who invented cars! Because it was olden days! I cant wait for Seedbizkit II when he comes out of retiremint to race again I bet he wins the Kentuckie Derby AGAIN this year even though he is pretty old he's probaly 35 by now but lots of CHAMPIONS still win it all when they are even as old as that! So face facts Seedbizkit RULES so quit being jealous of him!!


So there you have the next bunch of CHAMPIONS tune in next time for more of the awesome list I know you cant wait!!






Janury 16! Yo while we wait to see my awesome Patriats win the NATIONAL CHAMPSIONSHIP AGAIN it is allso time to llok back at the Best 25 athaletes of the last 25 years! It has been 25 years sense the ESPNN started showing sports on TV and it has RULED! How else would anyone know what happen in the games if not for ESPNN but now we have it which is awesome! So today I will name the first 5 of the Best 25 athaletes of all times!




Number #1 oviously is SHACK!! Shack is big and strong and famous and CHAMPION and he is in movies and TV shows and does wrapping! So you can see there is no one who can match him EVER and he could dunk on annyone bring them on I garantee Shack would dunk in they faces face it its a fact! And so SHACK wins this very importent and impressive award just like he always wins everthing!! Congradulation SHACK!!!




Number #2 is the Great Derrick Jeeter! Derrick is the awesomest base ball player of all times oviously but sense base ball is a looser sport and sense Derrick dident win the national championship this time but Shack did then Derrick gets stuck into number #2! Otherwise he is perfect and a Hero and a champion and if you dont like him then it prooves that you are just a jealous looser! I call Derrick "Jetes" because that is a cool nickname and so Congradulations Jetes you are awesome again!!



Number #3 on the list of the awesomest athaletes of all times is Tiger Wood! Tiger Wood is a golffer and I know what you are saying golf is a stupid looser snob sport where they dont even fight or even push each other and it is lame! Well that is true but Tiger Wood is so awesome at it and such a amazeing CHAMPION that he makes up for it! He is the first black dude to ever golf and since he is so good you will probaly see a lot more of them try it I bet Shack would be a awesome golf player no way could anyone tee the ball as far as him! So untell that happens then Tigger Wood is the nuber #3 man because he wins all the time!!





Next is the awesome man called Micheal Jordan! Everone has forgot all about Micheal Jordan because he got old and retire and came back and was junky and terrable! But back in the olden days he was the awesomest and most populer and famousest player EVER! HE could dunk better then anyone and had his own MOVIE and everone wore all his tennieshoes with his name all over them!! So come on what do you want he was da MAN!!!





So there you have the first awesomest player sof all times tune back in next week and you will see who else made the list trust me there are TONS of superstars still to come who are awesome and they are dying to find out if they won or not so check it out dawg!!




Janruay 8! Yo you know who is looser is people that care about stupid Fantassy foot ball! Unreal what a bunch of dork idiot GEEKES and loosers! They set they computer and push buttons and act like geekes! Wow that is looser! Why dont they watch foot ball on TV like a REAL man! I feel sorry for these geekes so I made up a fantassy foot ball league and I had pitty for Billy Ray and so I made sure that he would win on account of how he is so jealous and looser! And he had to CHEAT and hacker into my computer to win!! Unreal!! What a jealous geeke JERK that guy is! Belief me Bucko if I would of wanted to win that stupid geeek pertend league I would of! But he CHEATED and that is bad I am so mad I aught to slash his tires that would teach him that JERK!!!! Who cares anyways I wasent even trying and it is for loosers!! That foole is in for it now I am going to call up his house and aks him if his fridgerater is running and tell him to let it out!! Hawhawhaw I can just see his stupid face when he hears that it will teach him a lesson and he will learn not to mess with me I am CHAMP and the man and the KING of whatever I want which is not fantassy foot ball which is for LOOSERS!!!!!!




Decmber 31! Yo I am a CELBRETY I told you all I was famous and now i won ANOTHER famous Award and it is so awesome all of you that douted me can CRAM it how do you like me NOW suckas!!!!! This very perstegeous web site called


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Hansomest Web Page

and it is naming ME as Handsomest Man of the Year!!!! It is unreal how cool this is I knew it would happen and it did I told you all in you faces!!!! Go and read about my famous Award and my exclusive interview on that websight it is awesome! Right now they typed it all in there all sidewards so it is hard to read but when they fix it you will be abel to read easier and you will see how I am Hansomest Man of the YEar hawhaw cram that one Tina who looks like a looser chump who you wouldent go out with NOW!!!! I AM HANSOME!!!!!!!! Like I always told you!!!! So go and read that websight it is

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Hansomest Web Page

this is the best thing that ever happened to anyone it is so great to be a celbrety I wander if I aught to quit my job and just be a celbrety all the time now I will probaly get a gold tooth and be on Hollywood Squares and Entertainmint Tonight and Saturday Night Alive now and i will be too buszy to work with a bunch of loosers like Billy Ray and LaShaniquia and Peewee and the rest of them! Haw this is so great!!! I love being famous!!! YESSSSS I always win!!!!! Now that I won this great award I bet I will probaly be in Peoples magazine for Sexyest People and win for Sexyest Sportwritter or Sexyest Internet Guy!! Or probaly both!!!! YESSSS!!!!






Deceber 30! Yo what is up with all these listes about best music of the year! That is all you see and it doesent make any since because there is lots of awesome music but some of it is olden days music! Some people are dumb and they dont know good music so they always aks me if I can please help them stop being loosers and tell them the right music to listen to! So I will! I just got a new CD down to the truck stop it is the Best of Elvis Prestley and it rocks it has all his big hits like You Aint Nothing You Houndog and Dont Be Crule and Honky-Honky Burning Love and In the Getto and Heartbreaker Hotelle and Love Be Tender and Blues Swayed Shoe and all the rest! It is awesome and only costed like 6 bucks! Elvis RULES and his songs are all toetappers that rock out even though he is old and dead and from the olden days! For the new stuff you people need to listen to Eminam he is the awesomest rapper in the world and sings raps about how he is so bad and tough and how everone is out to get him because they are all parenoid but he will still kick all they butts because his real name is Slimmshadey which means buttkicker! And he is rebell and tough and dont take no crap from anyone he is like me! He has a freind called Fitty Cent who is allso a rap guy and he is tougher then anyone and has got shot manny times because he is so badass so buy his CD it is called In the Clubs and it is good for a guy who got shot a bunch of times! Its better then you could ever do and you werent even shot! Think about it do you know what I am saying dawg! Allso they Beattels are very good for olden days people even though they songs sound like Britesh loosers who are whineing and complain about everthing they are still awesome and for new people check out this chick Brittany Spears yo she is hot homes she is a girl singer and she dances around and shake her stuff and she is fine do you know what I mean dawg! So there you go those are all the CDs you ever need take it from me I am a expert on music and I have so many CDs and tapes you cant even count them I bet I got 50 if you count the tapes! Really no fake it is the truth homes! Some of them are no good anymore because the singers of them turned into loosers like Micheal Jackson but the ones I told you about are all awesome and is all the music you need so get some good music for a change! Your welcome!!!!





Decebmer 29! Yo I bet I am the only one to get LeBaron Jameses new ZOOM Genration tennyshoes for Chrismas! I did! They rule!!! I told the old ballandchain that she better come through for Chrismas this year if she wants to keep a big studly hot man like me and she did! These new sneackers RULE! I am the first one to get any and so I am the BEST! Take it from me you want to buy these sneackers because all the Cool people like me are going to be wearing them! They feel like your feet are magickle and can jump over a house or somethign it is so cool I would wear them to work but I dont want to get grease or catchup all over them because they are so new and awesome and special and great and no one else has them except me! They look real badass just like you would expect they are white with three red stripes on them and they have LeBaron Jameses name wrote on there in red magick marker like he wrote it himself I bet he did probaly because they are so expensive and it has Zoom Genration written on there too with the magick marker right under where it says Adidus on it! So anyways that is my review of the awesome new LeBaron James tennyshoes you probaly wont ever be able to get any because they are all sold out to the cool people like me!! In you FACE!! Hawhawhaw!!! I RULE!!!!!







Dcember 21-- Yo I am too buszy to write out all these commintarys for now! it is Chrismas you looser! Anyways so I am useing an olden one if you dont like it cram it what do you want for nothing I am a very buszy and importent man!!!


Yo it is the Christmas time again and so everone is happy and nice and kind! Everone in America is excited to Celebrate the holiday and I always take time around this time of year to tell you all what this holiday really means! This holiday means getting lots of cool stuff and presents and video games and going to partys and watching a lot of good TV! But people always forget that it also it means that it is the Jesuses Birthday and that makes it the Holyest Holiday of them all! This is the time where we all get together with our families and give Thanks and eat a lot of food and sing Christmas Carrolls and the kids get toys and make a big mess and wake up at the crack of dawn and you have to go out and buy all kinds of junk from crowded malls for stupid brothers that dont even loan you any money or anything! Because they are jealous loosers! But anyways this is a Special Time of Year and so be a patriotic American and pretend to have a great time and enjoy your Christmas we're at War this is no time for whinning and gripping about your problems keep it to youself no one wants to hear you complaining so just shut you piehole and make the best of it and enjoy your Chrismas! Its the Jesuses birthday and you better make sure you pay attention and do good or he will make you pay for it in heaven after you die he will send you straight to hell why shouldn't he it's his berthday isn't it! So do youself a favor and celebrate good times of Christmas its really fun and everone loves it so get with the program and remember the True Meaning of Christmas! Have a happy and Jesus filled Christmas from Bandwagon Boy the Best Journelist on the Inter net! So Marry Christmas and Happy New Year!





Deceber 18! FINELY its here!! YESSS finely the best movie of all times is here and it is out!! Lords of the Ring III: The King Is Back is FINELY out and I cant wait to see it! I LOVED the first two movies they made of Lords of the Ring and this one is the best yet I garantee it! The Lords of the Rings is a fairey story about little midjits called Hobbets and they are friends with Elfs and other Dworfs and Magick people! And they fight the bad guy Souron who is dressed in black and is mean and has a Ring and is the Lord of the Ring! And he will take over everthing and they have to stop him and so they get together and swordfight against the bad guys and then ugly trolles called Orx fight back and Souron sends out more bad guys dressed in black to fight them and more orx and terminaters nd negative vampires and terrerists and other bad guys! So it looks like the main Hobbet who is named Frowdoe is dead but he gets awya it is unreal! And so he hangs out with some hot Elve girls and there is a big battel with a LOT of killing and it is awesome dawg! Allso the little scrawney guy from Saturday Night Alive plays this little bald monkey guy name Golem and he is weird and freaky and always say My Presciouse I want my Presciouse! Unreal how did they think of that they must beon the pipe or something! Anyways even though it sounds like a dumb weird looser movie for dorky nerds and loosers it isent it is actually cool! And it is so populer you wouldent belief it! So anyways the point is the new movie is out and I bet in this one Frowdoe whips out a gun and says I got you Ring right here beeyotch! and then he blows away the bad guys and kicks Souron right in the nads and gets the hot Elve girl who is secretly played by Nickole Kiddmin who is a hot girl! This movie is going to ROCK homes trust me I cant wait to watch it I might even dress up as that cool Argon guy with the stubble if it wasent so wussy and dorky and looser and dumb to dress up like that! Anyways this movie is NUMBER #1 and ROCKS! YESSSS!!!!!





Deceber 16! Yo I am still hung over from partaying from when we caught Sadamn Husane!!! It was so awesome to catch that JERK in his hole so I went out and got all tore up on 40s and whisky and lit up some trash cans on fire! Hawhaw I cant belief we FINELY caught that JERK he is a bad guy and if I was next to him I would kick him right in the nads and say in you face Sadamn you JERK! I would you dont know me I am a crazzy man when I am mad trust me homes I would do it! So anyways the point is the war is OVER! For real this time not like that fake time back in the spring! And it is time to partay and to tell the traitor Demmocrats and Liberals to cram it and it is in they face because they Hero Sadamn Husane got CAUGHT and now they can see how they were stupid TRAITORS and we were right all the time!!! YESSSSSS!!!! USA! USA! USA! Cram it Husane you JERK!!!!




Yo Dawgs! I won some big bucks on a scratcher ticket and sense I am loaded up with a HUNDERD dollers cash money bling right now I used some of it to get Billy Ray to set me up with a awesome new websight that kicks ass!!! And this is it!! It RULEZ everone who is cool is making things called Bloggs now and so now I will have the BEST one of course! Yo check it out dawg!!!


Janruary 26! Yo what is up dawgs! Anyways the point is the other awesomest athalets on the list of all times are George Stinebrender, JayJay Reddick, Pete Rose, that old times foot ball qaterback, Trippel H, Daunte Jones from Duke and thats about it! Now that that is settled it is time to get to the point which is it is SUPER BOWEL time! The Super Bowel is my faverite holyday of the whole winter time and it is the day when all americans give thanks and act nice because of the big football game! And this year my faverite team my AWESOME PATRIATS are going to win again! Patriats are one of the awesomest teams of all times in any sports but they dont get enough hype and love what is up with that! unreal the medias are all just BIASS against them what a jipp that happens to all my teams like Duke and USSC too! So anyways my plan is to get my Patriats some more hype from the medias! And so they need to do like my awesome Bears did and make a wrapping video! That is a great idear remeber you heard it here FIRST it is my idear and if you steal it I will SUE you!! So all they need to do is get together and get a camcorder and they can all dance around and sing wraps about how they RULE and it wil be nuber #1 just like my Bears when they sang "The Super Bowel Shovel!" Remeber that that was AWESOME dawg! So Tom Braddy could dance around and wrap like this "I am Tom Braddy and I kick all you asses in you face you jealous JERKS cram it! We are going to win the Super Bowel and this is my song about it! Patriats are doing the Super Bowel dance" And then he would wrap something else that rimes with "cram it!" and it would ROCK!! And then Bellycheck could dance out and sing like this "I am the Coach named Bellycheck and so Patriats will give them heck and I am so smart I am the KING and so we will win the Super Bowel thing!" And then Tyler Millaw and Seymore Richards and all the other superstars of PATRIATS could wrap like this "You dont have to take a chance because we are doing the Super Bowel dance!" Yo that rocks I made it up mysself do not steal it and put it on a wrap alblum! And then they would all wrap even more like this "Patriats RULE we wear gray pants and we are doing the Super Bowel dance! You better know that we will be CHAMPS because we do our Super Bowel dance!!" And then they could all like breakdance around and wear lots of furcoats and bling with they uniforms and have all they hoes come out and dance with them and wear skampy cloths and they could show the Patriats drving around they badass cars and hummers and suvs and cranking up the music so loud they cars bounce up and down like in the cool videos! It would kick ass homes! Why dont they do this if you are reading this Bellycheck then make you team do it now dont you want to win the big game then you better have a video with wrapping on it! I cant wait to watch this awesome video and buy a tape of it and to get some money from Patriats when they make this video and it sells a million copys wow I am going to be RICH this RULEZ!!! This is the best Super Bowel of all times!!!!!









Janury 21! Yo my peeps what is up did you see my Patriats KICKASS against Colts the other day!! Wow it RULED and we dominatted them in you face Payton Manneng!!! I called it!! I cant wait for the Super Bowel when we win it all again but now we have the Bi Week where the players all set around together and do Bi Week stuff! So I will continue with my Awesome list of the Awesomest Athaletes of the last 50 years!!



Next on the list is the great LeBaron James! He is the best baskeball player EVER except for Shack and Jorden! He can dunk and has awesome tennyshoes that are very expansive and he is on TV and everone is talking about him what more do you want!! And plus allso he is just a freshmen in the NBA so wait untell he gets old and learns all of the tricks and secrets and gets even better!! Wow it is going to RULE I cant wait untell he gets traded to Lakers and can FINELY win it all I have been a big fan of his forever and I cant wait to see him win at the NBA like he has won at ever other level!!




Next is the Great Coach Kay who is the Coach of NUMBER #1 DUKE!!! Coach Kay is a very awesome coach but you might say how can he be on this list it is not for awesome coaches it is for Athaletes! Well duh! All coaches use to play beffore they got old and lame and so did Coach Kay! He played in the olden days beffore they had TV or movies or ESPNN or dunking or anything so no one saw him play but I bet he RULED!! He knows how to tell everone to make they shots instead of missing them and he gets all the good players to come and play for Duke which is post to be some kind of poindexter college so you know he got all kind of mad skills and game! Maybe if a bunch of Duke players get hurt or fould out or ejected or supsended Coach Kay will play some hoops this year for Duke he would kick ass you know it homes! I bet he does in practice how else could he show them how to dunk and shoot and trash talk and all of that!! So you know the Great Coach Kay RULEZ as a playa too and not just a Coach!!!



Then comes Tom Braddy! PATRIATS RULE what more do you need to know! Braddy is the MAN and play qaterback and he is very handsome and they girls all love how he wear tight uniforms and looks all hot and sexie and they wish they could all get with him and kiss him and see him naked because he probaly is real hot naked and is all musclly and wirey and attractive to females just like me! I had a dream the other day about how all the girls love TOm Braddy and he was getting with all of them just like I do! Wow I am not going to talk about that secret dream anymore! The point is that Braddy RULEZ so never mind we are talking about FOOT BALL a MAN sport with hitting and tackeling and punching and kicking so that's what I am talking about!!


The next awesome athalete is the great Seedbizkit! Seedbiskit is a racehorse who runs very fast I saw his movie and then just rented out his DVVD and he RULEZ!!! He was a looser horse who wasent any good and everone hated him untell he met Spiderman who taught him to run fast! And so he won all they races and all the Kentuckie Derbys and National Championships of horse running and won a lot of money for the guy who invented cars! Because it was olden days! I cant wait for Seedbizkit II when he comes out of retiremint to race again I bet he wins the Kentuckie Derby AGAIN this year even though he is pretty old he's probaly 35 by now but lots of CHAMPIONS still win it all when they are even as old as that! So face facts Seedbizkit RULES so quit being jealous of him!!


So there you have the next bunch of CHAMPIONS tune in next time for more of the awesome list I know you cant wait!!










Janury 16! Yo while we wait to see my awesome Patriats win the NATIONAL CHAMPSIONSHIP AGAIN it is allso time to llok back at the Best 25 athaletes of the last 25 years! It has been 25 years sense the ESPNN started showing sports on TV and it has RULED! How else would anyone know what happen in the games if not for ESPNN but now we have it which is awesome! So today I will name the first 5 of the Best 25 athaletes of all times!




Number #1 oviously is SHACK!! Shack is big and strong and famous and CHAMPION and he is in movies and TV shows and does wrapping! So you can see there is no one who can match him EVER and he could dunk on annyone bring them on I garantee Shack would dunk in they faces face it its a fact! And so SHACK wins this very importent and impressive award just like he always wins everthing!! Congradulation SHACK!!!




Number #2 is the Great Derrick Jeeter! Derrick is the awesomest base ball player of all times oviously but sense base ball is a looser sport and sense Derrick dident win the national championship this time but Shack did then Derrick gets stuck into number #2! Otherwise he is perfect and a Hero and a champion and if you dont like him then it prooves that you are just a jealous looser! I call Derrick "Jetes" because that is a cool nickname and so Congradulations Jetes you are awesome again!!



Number #3 on the list of the awesomest athaletes of all times is Tiger Wood! Tiger Wood is a golffer and I know what you are saying golf is a stupid looser snob sport where they dont even fight or even push each other and it is lame! Well that is true but Tiger Wood is so awesome at it and such a amazeing CHAMPION that he makes up for it! He is the first black dude to ever golf and since he is so good you will probaly see a lot more of them try it I bet Shack would be a awesome golf player no way could anyone tee the ball as far as him! So untell that happens then Tigger Wood is the nuber #3 man because he wins all the time!!





Next is the awesome man called Micheal Jordan! Everone has forgot all about Micheal Jordan because he got old and retire and came back and was junky and terrable! But back in the olden days he was the awesomest and most populer and famousest player EVER! HE could dunk better then anyone and had his own MOVIE and everone wore all his tennieshoes with his name all over them!! So come on what do you want he was da MAN!!!





So there you have the first awesomest player sof all times tune back in next week and you will see who else made the list trust me there are TONS of superstars still to come who are awesome and they are dying to find out if they won or not so check it out dawg!!









Janruay 8! Yo you know who is looser is people that care about stupid Fantassy foot ball! Unreal what a bunch of dork idiot GEEKES and loosers! They set they computer and push buttons and act like geekes! Wow that is looser! Why dont they watch foot ball on TV like a REAL man! I feel sorry for these geekes so I made up a fantassy foot ball league and I had pitty for Billy Ray and so I made sure that he would win on account of how he is so jealous and looser! And he had to CHEAT and hacker into my computer to win!! Unreal!! What a jealous geeke JERK that guy is! Belief me Bucko if I would of wanted to win that stupid geeek pertend league I would of! But he CHEATED and that is bad I am so mad I aught to slash his tires that would teach him that JERK!!!! Who cares anyways I wasent even trying and it is for loosers!! That foole is in for it now I am going to call up his house and aks him if his fridgerater is running and tell him to let it out!! Hawhawhaw I can just see his stupid face when he hears that it will teach him a lesson and he will learn not to mess with me I am CHAMP and the man and the KING of whatever I want which is not fantassy foot ball which is for LOOSERS!!!!!!







Decmber 31! Yo I am a CELBRETY I told you all I was famous and now i won ANOTHER famous Award and it is so awesome all of you that douted me can CRAM it how do you like me NOW suckas!!!!! This very perstegeous web site called


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Hansomest Web Page

and it is naming ME as Handsomest Man of the Year!!!! It is unreal how cool this is I knew it would happen and it did I told you all in you faces!!!! Go and read about my famous Award and my exclusive interview on that websight it is awesome! Right now they typed it all in there all sidewards so it is hard to read but when they fix it you will be abel to read easier and you will see how I am Hansomest Man of the YEar hawhaw cram that one Tina who looks like a looser chump who you wouldent go out with NOW!!!! I AM HANSOME!!!!!!!! Like I always told you!!!! So go and read that websight it is

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Hansomest Web Page

this is the best thing that ever happened to anyone it is so great to be a celbrety I wander if I aught to quit my job and just be a celbrety all the time now I will probaly get a gold tooth and be on Hollywood Squares and Entertainmint Tonight and Saturday Night Alive now and i will be too buszy to work with a bunch of loosers like Billy Ray and LaShaniquia and Peewee and the rest of them! Haw this is so great!!! I love being famous!!! YESSSSS I always win!!!!! Now that I won this great award I bet I will probaly be in Peoples magazine for Sexyest People and win for Sexyest Sportwritter or Sexyest Internet Guy!! Or probaly both!!!! YESSSS!!!!










Deceber 30! Yo what is up with all these listes about best music of the year! That is all you see and it doesent make any since because there is lots of awesome music but some of it is olden days music! Some people are dumb and they dont know good music so they always aks me if I can please help them stop being loosers and tell them the right music to listen to! So I will! I just got a new CD down to the truck stop it is the Best of Elvis Prestley and it rocks it has all his big hits like You Aint Nothing You Houndog and Dont Be Crule and Honky-Honky Burning Love and In the Getto and Heartbreaker Hotelle and Love Be Tender and Blues Swayed Shoe and all the rest! It is awesome and only costed like 6 bucks! Elvis RULES and his songs are all toetappers that rock out even though he is old and dead and from the olden days! For the new stuff you people need to listen to Eminam he is the awesomest rapper in the world and sings raps about how he is so bad and tough and how everone is out to get him because they are all parenoid but he will still kick all they butts because his real name is Slimmshadey which means buttkicker! And he is rebell and tough and dont take no crap from anyone he is like me! He has a freind called Fitty Cent who is allso a rap guy and he is tougher then anyone and has got shot manny times because he is so badass so buy his CD it is called In the Clubs and it is good for a guy who got shot a bunch of times! Its better then you could ever do and you werent even shot! Think about it do you know what I am saying dawg! Allso they Beattels are very good for olden days people even though they songs sound like Britesh loosers who are whineing and complain about everthing they are still awesome and for new people check out this chick Brittany Spears yo she is hot homes she is a girl singer and she dances around and shake her stuff and she is fine do you know what I mean dawg! So there you go those are all the CDs you ever need take it from me I am a expert on music and I have so many CDs and tapes you cant even count them I bet I got 50 if you count the tapes! Really no fake it is the truth homes! Some of them are no good anymore because the singers of them turned into loosers like Micheal Jackson but the ones I told you about are all awesome and is all the music you need so get some good music for a change! Your welcome!!!!








Decebmer 29! Yo I bet I am the only one to get LeBaron Jameses new ZOOM Genration tennyshoes for Chrismas! I did! They rule!!! I told the old ballandchain that she better come through for Chrismas this year if she wants to keep a big studly hot man like me and she did! These new sneackers RULE! I am the first one to get any and so I am the BEST! Take it from me you want to buy these sneackers because all the Cool people like me are going to be wearing them! They feel like your feet are magickle and can jump over a house or somethign it is so cool I would wear them to work but I dont want to get grease or catchup all over them because they are so new and awesome and special and great and no one else has them except me! They look real badass just like you would expect they are white with three red stripes on them and they have LeBaron Jameses name wrote on there in red magick marker like he wrote it himself I bet he did probaly because they are so expensive and it has Zoom Genration written on there too with the magick marker right under where it says Adidus on it! So anyways that is my review of the awesome new LeBaron James tennyshoes you probaly wont ever be able to get any because they are all sold out to the cool people like me!! In you FACE!! Hawhawhaw!!! I RULE!!!!!











Dcember 21-- Yo I am too buszy to write out all these commintarys for now! it is Chrismas you looser! Anyways so I am useing an olden one if you dont like it cram it what do you want for nothing I am a very buszy and importent man!!!


Yo it is the Christmas time again and so everone is happy and nice and kind! Everone in America is excited to Celebrate the holiday and I always take time around this time of year to tell you all what this holiday really means! This holiday means getting lots of cool stuff and presents and video games and going to partys and watching a lot of good TV! But people always forget that it also it means that it is the Jesuses Birthday and that makes it the Holyest Holiday of them all! This is the time where we all get together with our families and give Thanks and eat a lot of food and sing Christmas Carrolls and the kids get toys and make a big mess and wake up at the crack of dawn and you have to go out and buy all kinds of junk from crowded malls for stupid brothers that dont even loan you any money or anything! Because they are jealous loosers! But anyways this is a Special Time of Year and so be a patriotic American and pretend to have a great time and enjoy your Christmas we're at War this is no time for whinning and gripping about your problems keep it to youself no one wants to hear you complaining so just shut you piehole and make the best of it and enjoy your Chrismas! Its the Jesuses birthday and you better make sure you pay attention and do good or he will make you pay for it in heaven after you die he will send you straight to hell why shouldn't he it's his berthday isn't it! So do youself a favor and celebrate good times of Christmas its really fun and everone loves it so get with the program and remember the True Meaning of Christmas! Have a happy and Jesus filled Christmas from Bandwagon Boy the Best Journelist on the Inter net! So Marry Christmas and Happy New Year!








Deceber 18! FINELY its here!! YESSS finely the best movie of all times is here and it is out!! Lords of the Ring III: The King Is Back is FINELY out and I cant wait to see it! I LOVED the first two movies they made of Lords of the Ring and this one is the best yet I garantee it! The Lords of the Rings is a fairey story about little midjits called Hobbets and they are friends with Elfs and other Dworfs and Magick people! And they fight the bad guy Souron who is dressed in black and is mean and has a Ring and is the Lord of the Ring! And he will take over everthing and they have to stop him and so they get together and swordfight against the bad guys and then ugly trolles called Orx fight back and Souron sends out more bad guys dressed in black to fight them and more orx and terminaters nd negative vampires and terrerists and other bad guys! So it looks like the main Hobbet who is named Frowdoe is dead but he gets awya it is unreal! And so he hangs out with some hot Elve girls and there is a big battel with a LOT of killing and it is awesome dawg! Allso the little scrawney guy from Saturday Night Alive plays this little bald monkey guy name Golem and he is weird and freaky and always say My Presciouse I want my Presciouse! Unreal how did they think of that they must beon the pipe or something! Anyways even though it sounds like a dumb weird looser movie for dorky nerds and loosers it isent it is actually cool! And it is so populer you wouldent belief it! So anyways the point is the new movie is out and I bet in this one Frowdoe whips out a gun and says I got you Ring right here beeyotch! and then he blows away the bad guys and kicks Souron right in the nads and gets the hot Elve girl who is secretly played by Nickole Kiddmin who is a hot girl! This movie is going to ROCK homes trust me I cant wait to watch it I might even dress up as that cool Argon guy with the stubble if it wasent so wussy and dorky and looser and dumb to dress up like that! Anyways this movie is NUMBER #1 and ROCKS! YESSSS!!!!!









Deceber 16! Yo I am still hung over from partaying from when we caught Sadamn Husane!!! It was so awesome to catch that JERK in his hole so I went out and got all tore up on 40s and whisky and lit up some trash cans on fire! Hawhaw I cant belief we FINELY caught that JERK he is a bad guy and if I was next to him I would kick him right in the nads and say in you face Sadamn you JERK! I would you dont know me I am a crazzy man when I am mad trust me homes I would do it! So anyways the point is the war is OVER! For real this time not like that fake time back in the spring! And it is time to partay and to tell the traitor Demmocrats and Liberals to cram it and it is in they face because they Hero Sadamn Husane got CAUGHT and now they can see how they were stupid TRAITORS and we were right all the time!!! YESSSSSS!!!! USA! USA! USA! Cram it Husane you JERK!!!!




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