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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! YESSS YESSS YESS the Great Lants Armstrong won the big Torda bike race just like I CALLED!! I perdicted it right here but all you people said no way you are wrong King Awesome Dawg Man we think some of these forein loosers will win! WELL WHO WAS RIGHT ME AND WHO WAS WRONG YOU!!!! CRAM IT!!! In all you faces beeyothes!!! I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!! AMERICA RULZ WE ARE THE BEST BIKE RIDENG COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! Eat it Frenchys!! Wow this is the best I am going to go get all tore up on wiskys and 40s right now and yell USA USA all day in the parking lot to show everone that I support our troops overseas not like you librels!! None of you can stop me I am going to let everone know that I like the USA and that I perdicted that the Great Lants would win it all and be NATIONAL CHAMPION and now he is!!! USA USA USA WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Yo the big news is how my awesome Whitsocks and my awesome Cardnels are going to win the World Sereises! Base ball is so borring but soon there will be the World Sereses of playoffs with my Awesome Whitsocks verse my AWESOME Cardnels! WOW thats going to RULE! Whitesocks are in the Americans leage and Cardinales are in Nationel Legue so they have never played beffore so it is going to be AWESOME when they play the Worlds Sereis of playoffs! I cant wait untell then! I allso cant wait for foot ball to FINELY get here there hasent been any foot ball sense MY Patriats won the the Super Bowell AGAIN and that was like allmost a year ago! Why dont they play foot ball all year around! They get payed so damn much money they need to get the asess in gear and play some more damn foot ball I cant stand laszy people!! Anyways untell the foot ball starts we can watch my awesome teams kick ass! There is nothing else in sports to watch except car racing but that is only once a week so thats why everone goes on vecation this time of year! I am going on vecation soon too! I will probaly rent a camper and go to a race somewheres and that will rock I will bring my hebatchi and grill wheenys and drink mad beers and then watch the car races it rulz yo! They have the stockars races at the fair this year so that is probaly the naszcar race that I will go and see it is going to rule I know like 50 people who are going to get trailers and camp at the fair we are going to partay like you wouldent even belief! This is going to be the best vecation EVER I am very good at camping I allways get the spot that has the best TV resception and is right next to the hook-upps and that has a pickanec tabble and a fire thing so you can cook mushmellons over the camp fire and burn stuff up in the cmap fire and throw the beer cans right in it! And then you are allready at the fair so you can go on AWESOME ferres wheel rides and eat cottencandie and fryed does and win prizes for the girls at the contess games! My cousen runs of them farress wheel rides at the fair last year he run the Himelaya one that go round real fast and it was awesome and he let me go on it for only three tickits instead of four! So it pays off to have good connectoins at high places like I do!! Anyways after the rides you can go look at the aminals and see how big the cows and piggs are and then there is the big race! Wow this is going to be the best vecation you ever heard of I cant wait! All you chumps are going to be so JEALOUS of me so CRAM IT!! I RULE!! YESSSSSS!!

Yo the big news is how my awesome Whitsocks and my awesome Cardnels are going to win the World Sereises! Base ball is so borring but soon there will be the World Sereses of playoffs with my Awesome Whitsocks verse my AWESOME Cardnels! WOW thats going to RULE! Whitesocks are in the Americans leage and Cardinales are in Nationel Legue so they have never played beffore so it is going to be AWESOME when they play the Worlds Sereis of playoffs! I cant wait untell then! I allso cant wait for foot ball to FINELY get here there hasent been any foot ball sense MY Patriats won the the Super Bowell AGAIN and that was like allmost a year ago! Why dont they play foot ball all year around! They get payed so damn much money they need to get the asess in gear and play some more damn foot ball I cant stand laszy people!! Anyways untell the foot ball starts we can watch my awesome teams kick ass! There is nothing else in sports to watch except car racing but that is only once a week so thats why everone goes on vecation this time of year! I am going on vecation soon too! I will probaly rent a camper and go to a race somewheres and that will rock I will bring my hebatchi and grill wheenys and drink mad beers and then watch the car races it rulz yo! They have the stockars races at the fair this year so that is probaly the naszcar race that I will go and see it is going to rule I know like 50 people who are going to get trailers and camp at the fair we are going to partay like you wouldent even belief! This is going to be the best vecation EVER I am very good at camping I allways get the spot that has the best TV resception and is right next to the hook-upps and that has a pickanec tabble and a fire thing so you can cook mushmellons over the camp fire and burn stuff up in the cmap fire and throw the beer cans right in it! And then you are allready at the fair so you can go on AWESOME ferres wheel rides and eat cottencandie and fryed does and win prizes for the girls at the contess games! My cousen runs of them farress wheel rides at the fair last year he run the Himelaya one that go round real fast and it was awesome and he let me go on it for only three tickits instead of four! So it pays off to have good connectoins at high places like I do!! Anyways after the rides you can go look at the aminals and see how big the cows and piggs are and then there is the big race! Wow this is going to be the best vecation you ever heard of I cant wait! All you chumps are going to be so JEALOUS of me so CRAM IT!! I RULE!! YESSSSSS!!

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Lants Armstrong is AMERICAN!!!! He is the best bike rider in the whole world! He is so good he even makes people care about the dumb bike riding races! Wow unreal he is so awesome! And he go out with that HOT girl Allaniss Crow she is so hot and has manny good sonngs on the radio which are big HITS! So The Great Lants is rich and famouse and awesome at rideng a bike and all they girls love him and he has a real hot chick that he get with- he is just like me!

I use to ride my bike all they time when I was a kid beffore I could drive! I bet I would win this Torda they have in France if I had kept on rideng a bike! Torda is Franch for Bike Race! Anyways if I had been a looser who couldent even drive I would of been the best bike rider in the world! I hardley ever felled down and I dident have big fansty uneforms like these guys with all kind of people helping them I would ride real fast just by paddaling with my feet I dident need cars driving behind me and loosers running and yelling like fooles next to me or no hellmets or fansty jerssys! I was very fast my huffy was all sooped up and had big bumpy tirres for peeling out and ripping right through the mud! And I made it sound like a engin by putting base ball cards in the spocks so it would go VROOOOOM!!! It was awesome yo! I could outrace these Torda Frants loosers if I fixed up my old bike and practiced a little bit! I even rode my old bike a couple years ago when that judge CHEATED me and jipped me and tooked away my liscints from when he say I was DUI but I never was! Face facts if I had one of them fansty yellow shirts and expensive bikes like Lants I would be just as fast as him but we allready got the best bike rider in the whhole world who is AMERICAN so there cram that one Francnhys in you faces!! You smell we RULE!!! USA USA U SA USA USA!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

WOW guess what the big news is how the Great Hairy Potter just wrote a big new book that is comming out this weekend! Everone is talking all about it and is so exsited they cant wait to read it well I allready read it! Trust me yo it is awesome! It is called Hairy Potter Verse the Halve Bloody Prints! It is all about this kid who is all Magick and he goes to college in Erope and it is all werd there and everone is all magick! So he shoots spels and magick poshens at everone and fights verse gohstes and gools and elfs and monsters and Orcks and deamons and devils and whitches! It is very exsiting and scarey and cool and everone loves it and cant wait to read it! Well I allready read it so in you're face beeyoths! It RULZ and is the best book of all times! It is even better then the American Idle Book or the book about Darrell Irnhart! Unreal it is so awesome you got to read it or else you a looser yo! There are lots of secrets about this book that will suprise the hell out of you trust me! Lucky for you I wont ruien it for you by telling you all of the seceret suprises in the book like the kid who dies! And the way that Hairy Potter tricks the bad guy at the end to win the big magick fight! So too bad for you you cant even get this book but I allready read the whole thing I am so awesome I am allways ahead of you loosers face facts! So anyways that is the story with the new book by Hairy Potter the best writter of all times he is even better then Dick Vital on the espnn.com! Serious! So go and buy up this book so it will stay famouse and Hairy Potter will write more awesome books for me to read beffore anyone else! Do it now! oh right you CANT!!!!! HAwhaw I allready did you CHUMP in you FACES!!! I RULE!!! YESSSSSS!!!

The big news that everone is talking about of course is how Iraqu bombed Englind! But dont worry encase you were worryed that Tom Cruse and Caty Homes were in Englind and got all blowed up when Iraqu bombed Ingland dont worry I seen Caty Homes on TV last night talking to David Lennoman! She is not blowed up she is still HOT yo! But she is crazzy and still hooked up with Tom Cruse! Did yo know he is a crazzy nut! What a werdo and now he gots her all werd too! Caty Homes if you are reading this face facts you need to get away from this crazzy nut Tom Cruse and get with me instead! Why dont you do it! He is a looney NUT!!!! I am just like him only BETTER get with me now!! So thats the big news on the bombs!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I perdicted that the Great Robbie Obrayue would kick everones butt in the Homerun contest and NOW look!!! Wow I was right unreal how I am allways right! Face facts and stop hating and you will LEARN you lessen from me!! I CALLED IT OBRAYUE kicks all ass!! Cram it all you hatas who picked Berry Bonds or some other looser!! OBRAYUE RULES YESSSS!!! KING OF HOME RUNS!!


Ps Stinebrender WAKE UP you idiot!!! Why dont you trade for this Obrayue he RULES!! Stop being a looser and buy this guy NOW! Why are you such a cheapo looser who wont even FIRE any one dont you even want to WIN!!! They need to fire STINEBRENDER if he wont wake up and start spending some gotdamn money on some GOOD players for a change I am sick of these loosers that he runs out there get rid of all of them NOW and buy this Obrayue guy I know all about him I been telling Yankees for ever to buy him but they are too damn dumb no wander my Whitesocks RULE over them!!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

VOTE JEETER FOR ALLSTARS GAME!!! Unreal they tried to keep the Great Derrick Jeeter out of the allstars game!! What a jip and a joke and a ripoff they are all against him it is a coinspercy!!! Why cant Yankees ever get a break from the medea!! EVER!! !! Well they aint getting away with it!! Someone named mlb has put up a website where you can VOTE for Jeeter to go to the allstars game!! But he is running verse all these looser scrubs unreal that anyone would ever vote for any of them!! But people are how DUMB is that!!! so anyways go to this guy mlbs websight I think it is mlb.com or net or whatever but go there NOW and VOTE FOR JEETER!! If they dont have the Great Jeeter they shouldent even have a allsatrs game! Come on!! Its not his fault that the looser choker Yankees wont fire the Choker Torry! He isent the one loosing all them games its his team mates! Why cant Jeeter ever get any good team mates to play with! If he ever had any good team mates he would play real good and never loose! I am sick of these loosers dragging him down! Dont they even know who he is!! JEETER!! SO go and vote for him NOW!! You dont even have to be on a computer to do it you can even vote from your cellfone it say this right there "Did you know that you can vote from your cell phone? Text the word "VOTE" to 69652 (MYMLB) to register to receive the All-Star Final Vote Mobile Ballot. $.99/vote. Standard message rates apply." I already voted like 50 times onm my cellfone because I am very buszy and importent and I am always talking on my cell yo holla! So anywyas go and vote for the Great Jeeter NOW!!!!

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