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Sunday, November 27, 2005

How come the SUPERSTARZ of sports dont even have they own websights! They all aught to have they own page where you can go there and get all kind of facts and infomation and pitchers and trevia and facts about them and join they fan Club and send them email massages so they will know how to hang out with me when they are in town! Why dont they do that! Are they dumb! Why dont they like pay some one who has a computer to make them up a websight! Like I just tryed to go to Shack.com and it say "Still under construction!" That is WEAK yo! Shack rulz and is the KING he should pay some one to do his websight for him! I would do it! Shack if you are reading this then PAY me some dollas yo and I will make you a awesome web sight!!

But NONE of the superstarz has a websight what is up with that yo! I went to mattlionhart.com and derrickjeeter.com and CoachKay.com and tiggerwood.com and Toneystuart.com and NONE of them have any pages it just say under construction!! That is wierd and DUMB! Why dont some body fix that! It is EASY to make a websight trust me I have a bunch of them! I could make up websights for all these superstarz no probalem! And it would RULE!! Dont these people have mangers! They mangers need to learn about this thing called the internets so they can pay me like 50 thousand dollers to make up they web sights! I would be RICH! SO if you know Shacks manger or Derrick Jeeters or any famous person manger tell them to PAY me money to make up a websight for them I am very famous and good at it and my websights RULE! Or even better they could just pay me to talk about them on THIS balogg websight it is allready good and awesome! They would get all kind of free publecety if they would just pay me for that!

Even the Great Eminam and Fitty Cent dont have websights this is UNREAL!! eminam.com and fittycent.com gots NOTHING!!! Wow unreal!!!

Why is everone so gotdamn dumb and ignorent! People are stupid! I want some MONEY!! Gimme some gotdamn MONEY! Dont you even know what a websight is!!!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS AWESOME how come none of you loosers told me that Fitty Cent has a MOVIE out!!! Do I have to do EVERTHING around here! What is the point of letting you people read by blogg for FREE if you arent even going to HELP! Cripes you people are so usetliss and ignorent that you probaly wouldent even know if they was a new Starwars or Hairy Potter or Lord of the Ring movie out! Doi! Lucky for me I have good topsecret sorces who know all about these things so I wont miss them! Like you all will!! Loosers!!

Unreal this is going to be the best movie of all times I cant wait till I get out of work tonite to go and see it!! It is called Get Rich Or Try Dyin just like Fittys alblum is called and it is all about how he is such a badass and Rebel and gang rapsta and how is so awesome and badass!! THIS RULZ i cant even wait to see it!

Anyways the point is Fitty Cent RULZ!!!!! If my baybaymommas test come back postive then I will name my next kid Fitty Cent!! Because he will be a badass just like the orginel Fitty Cent!! I will let her give the baybay her last name because it save money so he will be name Fitty Cent Eminam Gudger! That is a rocken name that RULZ yo!!! You dont mess with a kid with THAT name no way Hosea! He will RULE the playground just like i did!! And like Fitty Cent!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

UNREAL now they allso got the gotdamn EVIAN FLUE too!!! What the hell is going on with these Flues!! THE FLUES ARE COMMING TO GET US WHY DONT SOMBODY DO SOMTHING!!! Well I allready had that Birds Flue I damn sure aint getting this Evian flue no way Hosea!! I will not drink any of that fantsy bottle water it probaly gives you the evian flue! Which I dont want to catch!!!! I will drink good olfashion wellwater right from the sink and the fosset like you are suppose to any ways who has like 2 gotdamn dollers to pay for WATER come on get real!! I could get TWO scrath tickets for that money! I'll be gotdamn if I spend TWO scrath tickets for WATER!! Its free right in the fosset! Duh! So if you get the evian flue it is you're own fault for drinking fantsy bottle water like a snobb or a rich FOOLE!!! But dont pass around the gotdamn flue you rich fooles!! Go home and go drink some chicken soup or somthing dont walk around with your damn FLUE!! I dont want it!! If I catch it then there is going to be HELL!!! Jerks!!I already got a FEVER of 99 degrees unreal I bet I got this flue too from some of you rich JERKS passing it allong I hate you all I aught to punch you all right in the face!! Gotdamn it I aint NEVER paying taxes again the money all goes to you snobbs who drink bottle water NOW lookit what happen!! Go back to RUSSIA!!!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

DAMMIT THE BIRDS FLUE IS COMMING!!! LOOK OUT WE ALL GOINNA DIE FROM THE BIRDS FLUE!!! WHY WONT SOMBODY DO SOMTHING!!! I AM SICK OF ALL THESE LIBRELS THAT DONT DO NOTHING ABOUT THE BIRDS FLUE! THERE IS A EPANDEMMIC GOING AROUND OF BIRDS FLUE WHICH MAKES YOU ALL SICK AND THEN YOU DIE LIKE A BIRD!!! YOU PROBALY GET ALL FETHERS AND A BEEK TOO!! GROSSE!! BECAUSE THE FLUE COMES FORM OVERSEAS WHERE THE TERRISTS MADE IT UP BY HAVING SEX WITH ALL KIND OF BIRDS BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORENT FOREINERS AND NOW WE ALL GOINNA GET THIS AWEFULL DISEAZE ITS NOT FAIR THIS SUCKS WHY ISENT ANY ONE DOING ANY THING ABOUT THIS!!! DAMN YOU DEMMOCRATS YOU SUCK THIS IS ALL YOU DAMN FALT WHY DIDENT YOU LISSTEN TO THE PRESDENT BUSH WHEN HE TOLD YOU THE BIRDS FLUE COMMING BUT YOU DIDENT LISSTEN!! NO!! I PERDICTED THIS I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THE BIRDS FLUE WAS COMMING BUT YOU WOULDENT LISSTEN WELL WHO IS RIGHT NOW HUH!! ME THATS WHO!! THIS FLUE IS GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE THIS SUCKS!!! I AM ALLREADY GOT LIKE A FEVER OF LIKE 99 DEGREES!! UNREAL I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME MEDCINE!! WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE BIRDS FLUE!! I WILL GET ME SOME ASPRIN AND SOME WHISKIE AND SOME OF THEM BLUE PILLS FROM THAT TV COMERCIAL AND PROBALY SOME OF THAT PAPTOBISMO THAT ALLWAYS WORKS!! GOTDAMMIT THIS SUCKS I DONT NEED TO GET THIS BIRDS FLU NOW THE NBA JUST STARTED AND TEDIE BREWSKI JUST GOT BACK GOT DAMMIT GO BACK TO CHINA YOU STUPID BIRDS FLUE YOU SUCK!!! I HOPE HILLERY GETS THE BIRDS FLUE!! I AM FELLING ALL FAINT NOW AND SWEATY AND I BET THIS IS THE BIRDS FLUE COMMING ON THIS SUCKS WHAT DO I DO NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

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