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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

There are these guys who get PAYED to go to movies and write up whether or not they suck or not! UNreal what a awesome job it is the third best job of all times except for being a baskeball superstar or eltse a pornoe guy! Which I could do both of if I felt like it! So anyways sense I know all bout movies and which ones suck I am going to start writing reveiws of them so that people who hire movie criticizers will read my awesome movie raveiws and hire me up and pay me lots of money to watch movies all the time! This is going to rule yo!

So anyways the first movie is called Big Mama in da House 2! This is a movie about a fat chick who runs all around and jumps onto cars and all like that! It is vary funny you see be cause she is so FAT! You know that will be funny ever time! But even though this movie is so funny with a big fat girl who wears a giant thong on her butt it is still kind of a jipp be cause it is suppost to have Martin Lewis in it and he is hardley even in it and he isent even funny! Its all about the fat girl and not about Martin Lewis! And allso who wants to watch some fat girl all the time why dont they have some hot naked and nude girls in there too to ballince it out! So that is why Big Mama House 2 is not a perfect movie! So it is pretty funny though! I never even seen Big Mama in the House 1 but it is still funny I figgured out the whole movvie anyways but if you are not a movvie expert like me then you probaly better watch Big Mama in the House 1 first so you will know what it going on! So that is why I give Big Mama in the House 2 four thumbs up and 2 stars! Out of 5!


So thats my first movvie reveiw I will be making reviews of ever movie ever made on my massage board! So "stay tuned" hahahaha get it that is going to be my tradmark of being a movvie critizizer! If I forget to write up a reveiw of a movie then just let me know I will write one up! And if you are a guy who hires movvie criticizers then hire me up right now yo I am ready to watch movvies all the time and get payed!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HEATS HEATS HEATS HEATS!!!!!!!!!


I PAYED FOR MY BOOZE TIME AFTER TIMES I WROTE A SENTINCE AND DID LOTS OF CRIMES!!!!!
MAKING BAD MISSTAKES THAT JUST FOR YOU DONT YOU EVER KICK SAND IN MY FACE OR I'LL KICK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! BABABABA!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPION MY FREIND! AND WELL KEEP ON FIGHTNIG AT THE END!!! NO TIME YOU LOOSERS BE CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPION WE ARE THE CHAMPION!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPOIN!!!!! OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!


YESSSSSSSSS HEATS RULE WE ARE THE KINGS AND THE CHAMPS AND THE HEROES WHO TOLD YOU!! ME!


PAWNED!!!!!!



HEATS HEATS HEATS HEATS!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

UNREAL the Great Ben Ruffelsburger from my Stealers got in a car accident! On his motorscycle! This is the worst thing that ever happened to anyone EVER! This sucks what a jipp and a ripoff well now that he's dead my CHAmPION Stealers will probaly go back to sucking again! Like they use to untell I started to like them! I bet the Patriats probally messed up the breaks on his bike! I did that onsce to this smartmouth kid who backsass me I cut his breaks right oon his bike and when he go to ride home he cant even stop it was so gotdamn funny! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BACKSASS ME!!! I will cut your break lines on you biscycle and you will bang right into a car and fall on you head! WHOSE LAGHING NOW BEEYOTH!!! HUH HUH!! WHOS A GREASY RED-NECK RETARD NOW HUH! HUH! NOW!!! Ya thats right beeyotch YOU ARE!! Hahahahahahah!!!

So thats probaly what happen to Ruffelsburger I bet he mouth off to Bill Bellyshack and Bellshack is smart like me and a winner and a CHAMPION and he will do whatever it takes to WIN just liek ME so he probaly messed up the breaks! Too bad for Ruffelsburger I guess I better get a new team now that Stealers suck again!

Wow now Carolinia has a base ball team! We were on TV last night and we WON the big game verse Albamia to go to the World Serius! That RULED we came from behind and made the big COMBACK just like Yaknees allways do! This is a great idear for Carloina to have a base ball team they should of thought of this years and years ago! We would of won even earlier if the stupid manger had just put in Tiler Handsburger but anyways who cares we still WON and we will go to the World Serieses and win that too!! We rule at this game so we will win the World Serieses no probalem!

Why doesent DUKE get a base ball team that would rule then we could watch Carloina verse Duke in another sport and it would kick ass! I bet the Great Derrick Jeeter would play for Duke in base ball we could play the games at Camroon Indoors Stadium and the Camaroon Crazys could dress al up in craszy cloths and go CRASZY!! And The Great Coach Kay would coach the team he would tell the players to not strike out and to hit a homerun instead! And they would! JayJay Reddeck could be the picther be cause he is awesome and he gots to get the ball and show everone that he is da Man! So come on Duke wake up and start a base ball team what are you wading for! At least Carolinia finely thought of this great idear that I thought of years ago and they FINELY lisstened to me and did it! And now we are going to win the World Serieses!!! Be cause we RULE!!

Friday, June 02, 2006

Speaking of PANWED Yo PISSTENS YOU GOT PANWED by my awesome MIAMMI HEATS !! SHACK RULZ DEWAYNE WAYNE RULZ WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!


PANWED!!! YESSSS!! PAWNED!!!!

When some one punk some one out on the inter net the guy who punk out the other guy says PAWNED! That means you are punk out beeyoth! Like when you put up the pawn of you're hand and put it in some chumps face and go Yo talk to the hand! And the pawn of your hand is right in they face!! That is being PAWNED! PAWNED get it! This is very cool to say and sense I am so cool this is what I will be saying to you loosers from now on! PANWED!! GET USE TO IT!!


PANWED!!!!!!!

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