Bandwagon Boy's Blogg!

2006-11-15T22:49:00.000-05:00

I dont have time to make a balog no mOre I am too buszy and importent!! I am not made of balogs! Besides I have a awesome massage board that rulz and kicks ass and I type there all the time so go there instead!! It RULZ!!

http://bandwagonboy.proboards18.com/index.cgi

Check it out yo!!

2006-08-02T01:00:00.000-04:00

Hey did you see that!! MY PERDICTION WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!! Tigger Woods WINS AGAIN!! Damn I am good! GITTER DONE!!! YOU ARE ALL PAWNED!!! Why dont none of you ever lissten to me when I tell you what is GONE to happen!! Ever time it does!!! Yo I am da KING!! Me and the Great Tiger Woods RULE!! I am the Tigger Woods of the internets!!!! YESSSS!!!

Yo even though the hackerers are out to get me and against me and trying to get me I will still help you all out with some more notes! The big news is how Lloyd Flandis is a big druggy! He got caught smocking some drugs durring the big bike race the other day! No wander he could petal so fast he was all wassted on drugs! He = a desgrace now! I told you all to not like him be cause he wasent as good as the great Lants Armstrong! Now lookit who was right ME! You all liked a DRUGGY and cheered for him you chumps!!

I knew this Flandis kid was a no good druggy all allong thats why I dident even care about the stupid bike race this year! It is onley looser foreiners what care about racing bikes anyways! Us AMERCANS onley care about racing CARS!!! And cars are way faster then bikes! And louder and stronger and BETTER!! Which shows again how we are NUMBER #1!!! Face facts world you suck and we rule we are the KINGS USA USA USA USA US A USA USA!!! You can try and race you bikes but we will blow right past you in our big fast CARS!! Be cause we RULE!! Bikes!! Hahahahaha!! AMERCA!!! IN YOU FACE BEEYOTHES!!! Dale Junior and Jeff Gorden and all them go WAY faster then you little bikes! BIKES!!! Hahahahah go and ride a TRYKE why dont you!!! Get it trykes are for kids! But it rhyms!

And even in your looser bike racing contest we STILL win! Lloyd Flandis is a Amercan and he kick all you butts all over the bike racing stadium! WHOOO LLOYD FLANDIS BIKE RACER CHAMP OF THE WORLD!!! Too bad he is now a druggy and a desgrace he use to rule! But who cares anyways NO ONE!!!

So you see that proves that AMERCA RULES AND IS NUMBER #1 JUST LIKE ME!!!!

2006-08-02T00:58:00.000-04:00

Here are more notes! Foot ball season is comming soon! It is onley like 2 or 3 monthes untell the foot ball starts again! Everone cant wait!

They had the NASZCAR races again last week! That guy won he is pretty good! He drive his car REAL fast! He is a very good driver of cars! Better then you!!

There is nothing much oing on in the sports! Except base ball! When is the all-stars game i allways watch that that one! I seen a comercial for it a while aggo but they dident say when it is! I cant wait for that it will be cool to see the Supperstars of base ball play! Randie Johnsen will probaly pitch verse Rodger Clemmins in that one! Them two are the best pithers of all times pure in simple! Face facts! So the allstars game will be something!

Do you know what really burns my goat I will tell you! Librels! They are so damn DUMB! Why dont they ever shut up! They dont even have half a brain to piss in a pot! Unreal!

They say on the TV that the Britesh OPen is comming up! I think it will be in Englend this year! Tigger Woods will win! I perdict it!! If he has stopped CHOKING like a looser!!

Looks like the Ejiptiens are starting another big war verse the Middle East! Why dont they just go away and leave us allone!

Everone loves the Great Tiler Hicks from Amercan Idle! Which prooves how they were right to pick him to win! I told them to do it! And now its true! Lookit how everone loves him he is so great even though he has all kind of old man looser grey hair he is still populer with the girls! Because he can sing so good! So I was RIGHT again just like I told you!

Looks like the Presdent Georoge "W" Bush swore on TV the other day! Good for him to stop being a pantsy and to stand up for hisself for a change! Maybe now he will tell the Librels to shove it and to go right to hell on a hanbasket and that they should just shut they damn mouthes and that they are full of shi-! Thats what I would do I have NO probalem swaring trust me! REAL men sware we arent scared I use to get sended to the prencipels office ever day just for a few swares! WHO CARES!! NOT ME BUCKO!!

Right now is the borring time with nothing to do exsept get all tore up on 40s down to the 711 parking lot! My freind Dawgfood gots a bottle of takeela and I got a 40 and we gonna get tore up tonite yo! Thats how we roll! And anny store that say No Shirt No Shoe No Servints can CRAM IT!! Its HOT out I am not wearing a gotdamn shirt just be cause of some stupid SIGN!! Do I look like a looser! NO! So no SIGN tells ME what to do!! Cram it sign you can go to hell! You too VJ from 711!! Dont you even know who I am! I am a badass REBBEL I dont wear no shirt when its hot out! Do you want my money or NOT! YA right you know you do!!!

2006-06-27T22:35:00.000-04:00

There are these guys who get PAYED to go to movies and write up whether or not they suck or not! UNreal what a awesome job it is the third best job of all times except for being a baskeball superstar or eltse a pornoe guy! Which I could do both of if I felt like it! So anyways sense I know all bout movies and which ones suck I am going to start writing reveiws of them so that people who hire movie criticizers will read my awesome movie raveiws and hire me up and pay me lots of money to watch movies all the time! This is going to rule yo!

So anyways the first movie is called Big Mama in da House 2! This is a movie about a fat chick who runs all around and jumps onto cars and all like that! It is vary funny you see be cause she is so FAT! You know that will be funny ever time! But even though this movie is so funny with a big fat girl who wears a giant thong on her butt it is still kind of a jipp be cause it is suppost to have Martin Lewis in it and he is hardley even in it and he isent even funny! Its all about the fat girl and not about Martin Lewis! And allso who wants to watch some fat girl all the time why dont they have some hot naked and nude girls in there too to ballince it out! So that is why Big Mama House 2 is not a perfect movie! So it is pretty funny though! I never even seen Big Mama in the House 1 but it is still funny I figgured out the whole movvie anyways but if you are not a movvie expert like me then you probaly better watch Big Mama in the House 1 first so you will know what it going on! So that is why I give Big Mama in the House 2 four thumbs up and 2 stars! Out of 5!

So thats my first movvie reveiw I will be making reviews of ever movie ever made on my massage board! So "stay tuned" hahahaha get it that is going to be my tradmark of being a movvie critizizer! If I forget to write up a reveiw of a movie then just let me know I will write one up! And if you are a guy who hires movvie criticizers then hire me up right now yo I am ready to watch movvies all the time and get payed!

2006-06-21T08:16:00.000-04:00

HEATS HEATS HEATS HEATS!!!!!!!!!

I PAYED FOR MY BOOZE TIME AFTER TIMES I WROTE A SENTINCE AND DID LOTS OF CRIMES!!!!!
MAKING BAD MISSTAKES THAT JUST FOR YOU DONT YOU EVER KICK SAND IN MY FACE OR I'LL KICK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! BABABABA!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPION MY FREIND! AND WELL KEEP ON FIGHTNIG AT THE END!!! NO TIME YOU LOOSERS BE CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPION WE ARE THE CHAMPION!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPOIN!!!!! OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSS HEATS RULE WE ARE THE KINGS AND THE CHAMPS AND THE HEROES WHO TOLD YOU!! ME!

PAWNED!!!!!!

HEATS HEATS HEATS HEATS!!!!!!

2006-06-13T08:26:00.000-04:00

UNREAL the Great Ben Ruffelsburger from my Stealers got in a car accident! On his motorscycle! This is the worst thing that ever happened to anyone EVER! This sucks what a jipp and a ripoff well now that he's dead my CHAmPION Stealers will probaly go back to sucking again! Like they use to untell I started to like them! I bet the Patriats probally messed up the breaks on his bike! I did that onsce to this smartmouth kid who backsass me I cut his breaks right oon his bike and when he go to ride home he cant even stop it was so gotdamn funny! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU BACKSASS ME!!! I will cut your break lines on you biscycle and you will bang right into a car and fall on you head! WHOSE LAGHING NOW BEEYOTH!!! HUH HUH!! WHOS A GREASY RED-NECK RETARD NOW HUH! HUH! NOW!!! Ya thats right beeyotch YOU ARE!! Hahahahahahah!!!

So thats probaly what happen to Ruffelsburger I bet he mouth off to Bill Bellyshack and Bellshack is smart like me and a winner and a CHAMPION and he will do whatever it takes to WIN just liek ME so he probaly messed up the breaks! Too bad for Ruffelsburger I guess I better get a new team now that Stealers suck again!

2006-06-13T08:25:00.000-04:00

Wow now Carolinia has a base ball team! We were on TV last night and we WON the big game verse Albamia to go to the World Serius! That RULED we came from behind and made the big COMBACK just like Yaknees allways do! This is a great idear for Carloina to have a base ball team they should of thought of this years and years ago! We would of won even earlier if the stupid manger had just put in Tiler Handsburger but anyways who cares we still WON and we will go to the World Serieses and win that too!! We rule at this game so we will win the World Serieses no probalem!

Why doesent DUKE get a base ball team that would rule then we could watch Carloina verse Duke in another sport and it would kick ass! I bet the Great Derrick Jeeter would play for Duke in base ball we could play the games at Camroon Indoors Stadium and the Camaroon Crazys could dress al up in craszy cloths and go CRASZY!! And The Great Coach Kay would coach the team he would tell the players to not strike out and to hit a homerun instead! And they would! JayJay Reddeck could be the picther be cause he is awesome and he gots to get the ball and show everone that he is da Man! So come on Duke wake up and start a base ball team what are you wading for! At least Carolinia finely thought of this great idear that I thought of years ago and they FINELY lisstened to me and did it! And now we are going to win the World Serieses!!! Be cause we RULE!!

2006-06-02T22:29:00.000-04:00

Speaking of PANWED Yo PISSTENS YOU GOT PANWED by my awesome MIAMMI HEATS !! SHACK RULZ DEWAYNE WAYNE RULZ WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!

PANWED!!! YESSSS!! PAWNED!!!!

2006-06-02T22:28:00.000-04:00

When some one punk some one out on the inter net the guy who punk out the other guy says PAWNED! That means you are punk out beeyoth! Like when you put up the pawn of you're hand and put it in some chumps face and go Yo talk to the hand! And the pawn of your hand is right in they face!! That is being PAWNED! PAWNED get it! This is very cool to say and sense I am so cool this is what I will be saying to you loosers from now on! PANWED!! GET USE TO IT!!

PANWED!!!!!!!

2006-05-25T08:36:00.000-04:00

Davingys Coat = Best movie of all times! I cant wait to see this movvie it gots Forrest Gump onley he has long hair and he goes to Church and snoops around and finds a secret coat that the Jesus use to wear! And the Bad Guys try and stop him! And the point is go to Church or eltse you will go to HELL! That is the seceret of the seceret coat get you ass to Church beffore you end up in HELL with all the other Bad Guys! Dont mess with the Jesus he will mess you up punk! So that is why this movvie is the BEST of all times! FACE FACTS!!!

PS this movvie is so awesome they allready wrote a book about it! And the movvie just onley came out a coupel days ago! Unreal you cant argue with THAT beeyoth! Name another movvie that they written a book about so soon! You cant! You cant argue with THAT because thats FACTS!

2006-05-02T08:32:00.000-04:00

COBY BRYAN IS THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIMES!!!! WOW he is awesome! Did you see him win the big game yesterday! He is unreal you cant stop him! He maked a shot at the buzzerd to win the game YESSSS LAKERS RULE BEEYOTHES!!! Cram it Steve Gnash you so overraded HA in you face the REAL MPV is COBY he showed you you stringie hair hippy LOOSER!! LAKERS RULE WE ARE THE KINGS!!!

2006-04-29T00:13:00.000-04:00

Gas is very expansive! Way to go HILLERY! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yo gas is so gotdamn expansive I cant even belief it! Its all Hillerys fault of course she isent doing a gotdamn thing about it! She probaly wants to raise my taxes even HIGHER!! Good thing the Great Predent Geroge "W" Busch is looking into it trust me he will figgure out what the hell is going on and fix it! I bet them foreiners what run the Mobill gass station out on rout 27 are a bunch of terristes thats why they raise the prices so gotdamn high its terreriszm! They aught to go back to Turky where they SAY they come from! Geroge "W" Bush is going to hear about them and they high prices when I tell him all about it and he will lock them up and send them to Gitmotomino PRISON to teach them to try and rip me off! Just you watch! GO BACK TO TURKY OR ELTSE STOP CHARGING SO GOTDAMN MUCH FOR GASS!! JERKS!! HILLERY CANT SAVE YOU THIS TIME YOU DIRTY TERRISTS!!

2006-04-22T14:48:00.001-04:00

Red Socks LOOSE again unreal I am so gotdamn SICK of this loosingness FIRE THE MANGER NOW!! What are they wading for!! Come on fire him NOW beffore its too late!! Jerks!! He is looser and his team keep LOOSING I am a WINNER I dont stand for it!!! Why the hell dident he even pitch Kurt SChelling today unreal Schilling is like undeffeted and allways WINS but NO he just play some looser instead and what happens they LOOSE!! DOI!! They should of aksed ME who to play I would of told them right out Yo play Kurt Schelling what are you high! He is AWESOME yo! FACE FACTS do you want to win or be a chump who looses! I guess stupid Red Socks manger who is named Franconio is a stupid LOOSER!! UNREAL!!!

Has the Boston papers started putting in my awesome blogg yet! They better PAY me if they did! If they dident why the hell not my blogg is the best Red Socks blogg of all COME ON!!

2006-04-22T14:48:00.000-04:00

WHOOOOOO YESSS SAWEET the NBA playofs start FINELY I cant wait this is going to RULE yo! The Great LeBaron James finely gets to play in playofs and show everone how he rules and kicks ass and is the awesomest playa of all times! And of course the Great Coby Bryan will DOMINNATE and score like a million points and SHACK will be unstopible again! And dont forget my Datroit Pisstens they are so under raded no one gives us a chance but trust me will are going to kick ass again and win it all and punk out everone! Face FACTS!! So the way its going to happen is that Pisstens win it ALL and then LeBaron James will come in second or maybe Coby Bryan! ANd Heats will come in third because even Shack cant beat awesome Pisstens by himself he needs some good team mates instead of all the looser scrubs they have him with! So this is going to be so awesome and RULE I cant even wait!!!

PISSTENS LEBARON JAMES COBY BRYAN SHACK DATROIT PISSTENS ALAN IVORSEN GARNET DURK NOWINSKY STEVE GNASH = PLAYOFFS AWESOME YES YES YES YESSSSSS!!!

2006-04-15T08:38:00.000-04:00

WHOOOO YA MY RED SOCKS WIN AGAIN!! We rule and are first place CHAMPS number #1 in you faces beeyoth!! Kurt Shilling = best of all times I knew he would pitch awesome and no one would be abel to hit offen him and I was RIGHT again!! YESS!!!!!

2006-04-13T22:30:00.001-04:00

RED SOCKS SUCK!! I just seen they lost! Wow unreal what a bunch of loosers! FIRE THE MANGER NOW!! This M. Clement SUCKS he = LOOSER! Come on how much of this loosing nonsince are we suppost to take I am sick of it FIRE THE MANGER NOW why dont they do somthing!! They need to trade for good players! Why dont they trade for the Great Derrick Jeeter or eltse a supperstar like Alberto Pooholes or that Mexsican guy! Cripes this stinks we are olney winning the leguea by ONE game!! ONE! Cripes the Red Socks will be in second place by tomorrow! Loosers!

2006-04-13T18:44:00.000-04:00

Some kid name Ed Jureak email a massage about how the newsepapers in Boston put BLOGGS in it! No fake real newspapers put you blogg in it if you balogg is about the Red Socks! Check it out yo!
http://redsox.feedster.com/

Wow that is cool I use to like Red Socks back in the olden days when we won the champion ship of the wolrd! So I will make postings about Red Socks on my balogg now so that these newsepaper people will read it and go Yo that is so smart and full of incite we will put that right in the paper! And then I will be even more famouser and everone will want to PAY me to type more! And then I will be rich yo!!

So I am going to type about Red Socks for a while untell they put me in the paper!

Red Socks are a base ball team that use to be so awesome we kick ASS a few years ago when we SWEEP Cardenals right out of the play-offs I called it! But then they get shed of all our SUPPERSTARS like Johnny Damien and Keth Folk and Padro Ramerez! SO I dident like us any more but now i do again! So face FACTS we rule! We are 6 wins this year and olney 2 losses WOW that is so awesome no wander we are in FIRST PLACE yo! So you see those are the FACTS of why RED Socks RULE!

PS if you are a newsepaper guy from Bosston and you read this then put it right in you paper yo! Trust me you wont regret it!

2006-04-05T08:38:00.000-04:00

MY AWESOME FLOREDA STATE GAITERS KICK ASS YESSS WE RULE I CALLED IT WE PUNKED OUT YOU USCLA CHUMPS!!! CHAMPS OF THE WORLD AWESOME YO!! Floreda State is the awesomest team of all times why wont you FACE FACTS!! We will win it all next year too! Joe Kim Naho is the best ever I bet he score like 50 points a game next year!

So I oviously won the big office poole AGAIN this year I wander what I will spend all my money on I allready boughted a awesome teeshirt that say FLOREDA STAE on it I am wearing it right now!! Just wait untell I get to work with it and then everone there will see it and know that I am CHAMPION just like my Gaiters!! I am going to go right up to Billy Ray and put it right in his face and then he will FINELY shut up!! I cant wait this is going to be awesome and RULE!!!

GAITERS CHAMPS NUMBER #1 we kick asss YES YES YES YESYES YESSSSS!!!

2006-04-05T08:26:00.000-04:00

MY GAITERS WIN IT ALL YESSSSSS WHOOOOOOO NAHO IS THE KING AWESOME BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIMES NAHO WULZ WE WIN WORLD CHAMPSS YESSSSS!!! WE WIN WE AR ECHAMPS WHOOOOOOO YESS CHAMPS YA NOHO RUL;Z AND HOREFOR AND BREWRY AND ALL THE REST AEWSOMEST BASKEBALLK TEAM FO ALL TIMES FACE FACTS ADMET IT WE ARE THE BEST EVER FACE FACTS WHY WINT YOU EVER FACTE THE FACTSS THATY GAITERS ARE BEST EVER WORLD CHAMPS YESS YESS YES WOOOOOOOO!!!! CHAMPOS CHAMPS CHAMPZ!!! CHAMPS CHAMPS ACHAMPS CHAMPS CXHAMPS CHAMPS CHAMPS CHAMPSD CHAMPS CHAMPS CHAMPOCS CHAMPS CHAMPOS!!!!!!!

2006-03-29T20:21:00.000-05:00

All us cool people have our own seceret web sites at this place called myspace and ofcourse I have the BEST one! Hot chicks go to these web sights when they want to get some so you know I will be hooking up with lots of them yo!

http://www.myspace.com/bandwagonboy

If you aks me real nice I might let you try and be one of my freinds on the myspace! May be if you arent a LOOSER!!

2006-03-25T01:27:00.000-05:00

Yo you all know how I am like a rapper on the side in my spare time! I am getting real awesome at my rappings! I will probaly turn pro soon do you know what I am saying G! So I been watching the March Madnis and it ROCKS so hard and is so awesome that I had to do a rap about it do you know what I mean! So it go like this!! [You have to play a tape when I sing this the tape is real loud BEATZ that rock and I crank up my boom box when I rap this so imagen that when you read this!

Yo its the March MADNISS!! That makes me GLADNISS so get shed of you SADNISS and lissten as i rap this! Yo I am awesome and I rule so much you all suck it you are last in the bunch! I play by my own rulz and play my own pools and not with fools so go back to schools cuz I am so cool and you are a fool! You know its hot out here be cause I am a PIMP! You aint nothing you rap like a CHIMP! I am badass and you are a WHIMP! You aint nothing! You aint nothing yo!

[and then here I bust my awesome breakedance moves !

Yo its March Madniss my Yuconn RULZ! Duke is over rated and chokes and is a bunch of FOOLZ! I am so awesome I am going to win the POOL! I betted verse Carolina be cause they all DROOL! I will win again just like the OLD SKOOL! Big Babby is that fat kid you will never STOP! He is so awesome he will come out on TOP! Except for my Yuconn who will give you a karady CHOP! We are going to WIN it and then never STOP!! March Madniss is the BEST! It is when I allways win the CONTEST! My teams are the winners so I pass the TEST! You are all loosers and nurds so go and play some CHEST! Yo I am a PIMP so I am number #1 ONE!My rapping is BEST and so we all have the FUN! You aint nothing that why I win all the MON! EE! Ya thats right I am nuber #ONE! No wander you so jealous be cause i just WON! I eat mad STAKES and you just eat BUNS! I am a badass and I will shoot you wiht my GUN! You aint nothing and you are probaly so fat that you probaly way a TON!

[and then I switch to a diffrent tape and it has a diffrent beat so I can rap this diffrent part like this!)

March Madniss! Ya!
Dont got no sadniss Ya!
Just got gladniss! Ya!
I am the baddnist ya!
March Madniss YA!
You cant touch THIS ya!
March Madniss its getting hot in here ya!
March madniss Its hot out here for a PIMP ya!

March madniss I am the real shadee ya!
March Madniss I go like CRASZY! Ya!
March Madniss in da CLUB! Ya!
March Madnbiss partay like its yo birfday YO!
March madniss drink a bicartay! YO!
March MAdniss be cause I like to partay YO!
March Madniss throw you hands in the air YO!
March Madniss jsut wave them like you just dont care YO!

March Madniss March Madniss March Madniss March Mandiss!!! I RULE!!!!

Isent that they awesomest rap you ever heard in you life! Face facts it definitely IS! I am going to record it and then send in the tape to Eminam he needs to have a hit song and this is going to be a superawesome meggahit song! I will allso send it in to the Radeo station and they will want to play it all the time! But then I will say No way Hosea you dont play MY awesome jamm unless you PAY me!! I gots to get payed! And then they will and then I will beRICH! And I will be on TV and all the girls will get with me Yo! This is going to ROCK!

PS dont even try to think about STEALING my awesome rap! I allready recroded it! And everone here sees it and knows it is MINE!! I made it all up MYSELF!! What kind of a chump JERK would steal some one eltses awesome rap and try to take it for theselfs! DONT BE A HATA and a STEALER!!

ps-ps Except my Pistbugh STEALERS WE RULE!! But serious dont steal my awesome rap! I will bus out a can of whoopas on you if I catch you!!!

2006-03-24T19:27:00.000-05:00

Hahahaha ACCC you are all OUT of the March Madniss!! But look at my Big EAST league we still have my AWESOME Yuconn and of course my second favrites Vilonova and Boston too! WOW what a leauge we are the BEST and RULE!! I use to like ACCC back in the olden days when Carolinia use to be good and Duke dident CHOKE but quit liveng in the PAST and face FACTS the BIg East ROCKS and is the BEST leageu of ALL! ACCC BLOWS they are so over rated! I told you all but you wouldent lissten before the March Madniss even started I said DUKE will CHOKE and loose to some scrubb team and Carloina sucks and will loose to a scrub team like Georoge Washingtson! AND NOW LOOKIT ACCC = OUT!! And Big East = CHAMPS!!! Which of my Big East teams will win the CHAMPIONSHIP!! Will it be awseome Yuconn! Or maybe kickass Vilonova! Or may be even the underdawg Boston! WOW unreal we are so damn good! ACCC can suck it!! BIG EAST RULZ OVER ALL!!!!!

2006-03-19T09:27:00.000-05:00

Yo it is MARCH MADNISS!!! YESSS WHOOOOOOO YA AWESOME MARCH MADNISS!!! DUKE CARLOINA NUMBER #1 AWESOME MARCH MADNISS!!! This is the best time of year of all! It is March and that is the time for the MADNISS!! Which it is right now!! YESSS WHOOOO DUKE JAYJAY COACH KAY NUMBER #1 CAROLINIA TLYER HASBRO WORLD CHAMPS YUKONN WHOOO AWESOME YESSSSS DUKE WHOOO MADNISSS YESSSS AWESOME!!! MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNI SS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS DUKE MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS M ARCH MADNISS MARC HMADNISS MARCH DUKE MADNISS MARCH MADNIS SMARCH MADNISS CAOCH KAY MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNIS S MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS YA WHOOOO AWESOME BEST JAYJAY COACH KAY MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS DUKE MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS JAY JAY MARCH MADNISS CAROLINIA MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS DUKE MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS YUKONN MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS DUKE COACH KAYMARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS MARCH MADNISS WHOOOOOOOOOOO YA!!!!

2006-02-14T11:22:00.000-05:00

The big news is how tonite is Valantimes Day! I have Big Plans for Valantimes Day! I am vary buszy and importent so I have to work tonite! But then I am comming home and getting my drunk on and watching CHAMPION DUKE play baskeball on TV! We will slotter Gerogia Tech tonite case closed I garantee it! And then I will give my old ballandchain a Tetty Bear that is holding a hart! Be cause that is vary romantec! AJ down to the 711 said it is the nicest Valantimes gift they have in the whole store! So I bought it without even looking at the price I am a big spender and I dont even care! When it comes to my wommen then money is no abject! So I bought another one for my girlfreind but I dident get one for my babay mamma be cause she is being a real moran latley and piss me off! No present for her!! Hahaha cram that one!! Then later after I give her the awesome Tetty Bear present I will probaly get the hell out of there before she start complaining about the house or the bills again blablabla and go meet up with Billy Ray and Dawgfood out at Shebooms! Billy Ray say Valantimes is the best time to get with girls be cause they so desparate and want to get with any guy they can get!! So I will get lucky and knock boots with some lucky girl!! Wow so you see I will have a very romantec night tonite be cause that is the kind of guy I am!!

2006-02-12T08:21:00.001-05:00

went and seen the new Pink Pancther movie the other day! It was vary funny and good!! It wasent even a carton! There wasent even no Pink Pantcher in it anyways!

It just had that white hair Father of the Party of Dime a Dozent guy Steve Martens in it as a Frenschy guy who is a datective!! He is so damn dumb it is unreal! FRENCH!! Hahahahahahah!! He makes stupid misstakes and act like a looser he is so damn funnie! And the joke is that it isent even a carton and there aint no pink pantsher in it at all!! Get it!! How does that Steve Martens think up all these funny movies! Wow he is unreal! He is allmost as funny as me! Get it!!! Hahahahah!!

Anyways take my word for it go and see this movie it is vary funny and awesome!! And you can laugh at stupid people who get mad be cause it isent even a carton with the pink pantcher in it!! Trust me you cant get you money back for it not being a carton even if you aks for it so dont bother! Just go and watch it and you will laugh at the dumb Frenchmen!!

2006-02-12T08:21:00.000-05:00

The Figgure Skating Olympecs are back! They are allright but figgure skating is for girls and loosers the skying is pretty good they go real fast and allso the loosge is vary fast as well! USA is kicking all ass of course once again be cause we are the BESt and we rule over all foreiners! We just won the gold metal in the flip-over skying! That carrot top kid WON!! I called it!! USA USA USA USA USA UAS US AUSA USA USA !!!! But that looser skatter Apollo Yoko Ono fell down and choked like a looser I cant belief he is even Amercan! Anyways who cares we will still win the MOST metals of all be cause god wants us to! So the Figgure skating Olympecs are all right they are better this year then last year I dont even remeber watching them last year they were so borring! But it gives us somthign to watch now that the REAL sports FOOT BALL is over!! Now this will hurry up and get over and we can FINELY get to the March Madniss!!!

2006-02-06T09:17:00.000-05:00

MY STEALERS = NATIONAL CHAMPS YESS YESS YESS YESS YESS!!!! I CALLEDIT WE WIN!!!! Hawhahwhahwhahwhaw YESS MY Stealers are the KINGS Seatel you suck you are going DOWN!! You people who like Sehaks are stupid morans and JERKS and loosers I hate you all be cause you team suck and I am tired of hearing all you jerks mouth off and bragg on you team!! SHUT UP!! Pisburgh RULZ over you face FACTS you have NO CHAMCE verse my STEALERS!!! NATIONAL CHAMPS Pisburgh STEALERS YESSSSSS!!!!

Everone go to my massage board and type you're congradulations to me for my faverite team winning the Super Bowel! THIS RULZ and is AWESOME!! So go on and congradulate me for cheering for the BEST team of all that kick the ass of all you're faverite teams so you can cram it!! Come on and show some sport man ship and type you're congradulations to ME and MY team!! NATIONAL CHAMPS YESSSSS!!

2006-02-05T09:20:00.000-05:00

My big famous perdiction f or the Super Bowel is my STEALERS to win the national champion ship verse looser Seatel! I perdict that we will be winning 7 points to 3 at halvetime! And then we will win the big game! Be cause we are so awesome! Take it to the bank and bank on it and count on it it is a fact I garrantee it!!

2006-01-29T08:39:00.000-05:00

The LIMMO I ordered is going to be here soon! I cant wait this is going to RULE!!!! We are going to ride around after the Super Bowel in a LIMMO and I am going to yell my head off about how MY team is #1 and we won and everone else can go to HELL and CRAM IT because I am the CHAMP of ALL!!! THIS RULZ!! Everone will see me in a big long LIMMO and know I am the BEST and RICH and full of CLASS because only CLASS RICH people ever get to ride in LIMMOS!! WHOOOOO YESSSS it is cotsing me a forchin but I dont even care!! This is the SUPPER BOWEL so I go all out and that is how I role! That is why I got that creddit card because I am so rich and famous that I have a creddit card just like The Great Coach Kay! When you see me standing up through the sunroove of the LIMMO tonight yelling my head off and throwing bottels at everthing you will know that I am RICH and full of CLASS and NUBER #1!! And you will all be so JEALOUS!!! Hawhawhahw today is going to be the BEST day of al TIMES!!!!!

2006-01-28T12:30:00.000-05:00

WOW I cant wait untell tomorrow which is SUNDAY I have everthing all planned out it is going to RULE!! I am going to have the awesomest Super Bowell partyay EVER I allready called in pertending to be sick to work and I am going to rent a GIANT screen TV that is flat and expansive!! I DONT CARE I am a big famous CEO of a corpration and that is how we roll!! I am going to order up like a bunch of pitzas and chiken wings and nachoes and stakes and frenchfrys!! So we can eat durring the Big Game!! I allready bought a bunch of 40s and whiskey and budlites and votkas and Bicarty Breeziers and all kind of drinks to get my drunk on!! I will call up all the cool peopel to inveite to my big Super Bowell I bet Billy Ray will be there and my freind Dogfood and my cousen Travis and the fat Mexsican kid from work Padro or Hosea or whatever he name is he likes to get his drink on so he will come over! And allso my girlfreind will be there and allso my baybaymamma will be there later because I have to have the kid this weekend and allso Billy Ray will probaly bring his stupit girlfreind who is a JERK but she has big bajongas hawhawhawhawhaw!! And there will be all kind of HOT girls there too trust me yo! IT IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SUPPER BOWEL PARTY OF ALL TIMES!!! I bet you wish you could go but too damn bad there's no room I cant have every Tomdickenharry in the whole world over I have a doubel wide but it aint a manshon do you know what I am saying yo! So too bad for you! Unless you are a hot girl then you better come over this sunday so you wont miss the BEST Super Bowel party EVER!! I allready got a Jarom Betis shirt to wear and a STEALERS hat and allso a Sehaks jacket because I LOVE my Sehaks! I have made the BEST plans EVER for this Sunday it is going to ROCK yo!!

2006-01-28T12:29:00.000-05:00

WHO IS AWESOMEST RUNNER BACK OF ALL TIMES!!!

Is is the Great Deshawn Alxandar who = MPV of the whole foot ball!! OR is it the AWESOME Jarom Betis who is nick name the Bust because he is so fat that he BUST right through the other team in to the inzone to score another TOUCHDOWN for Stealers!! Wow that is a hard qestion you need a expert like me to figgure it out for you! Face FACTS Sehaks MVP runner back Alexandar Shaunders is AWESOME!! He is the MPV which means Most Valable PLAYER! Of ALL!! So you cant argu with that! But The Bust has been around for like a million years and has scored more touch-downs then any body EVER! But he is fat! And Allaxandar is thin and hansome and has a shinny bald head! So you know he get more chicks! So you cant for get them FACTS! So you will have to wait and see the PROOF in the Big Game called the Supper Bowel this weekend! We all cant wait its going to rule and be the best game of All Times because my two faverite teams are playing in it!! Again!!

Wow that is a great articel I just typed up! It is FULL of importent incite about the foot ball and the Super Bowel! I am going to print it out and mail it to the espnn! They can make a show out of it and put it on Sport Center!! This rulz I cant wait untell I am on sport center then all you hatas who been haten on my will have to go drink some more HATA ADE which is what jealous loosers drink!! Because they are hatas!! Who are JEALOUS!! So what is the adress for the espnn!! I will probaly just mail it to ESPNN in Newyork City and they will get it! Unless the mailmans screw it up again!! What are mailmans stupid they never heard of espnn! Come on!! So just you wait you will see my awesome Super Bowell Articel on the espnn soon you can count on it and take it to the bank and bank on it I garantee it!!

2006-01-14T11:09:00.000-05:00

PATRIETS WILL LOOSE!! Mark it down take it to the bank!! I GARANTEE it!! We are all so SICK of PAtriets and all the love they get from the papers!! And allso from the medea!! I tell you all that Patriets will fumbel all over the place like chokers and they reffs will CHEAT and rip off Patriets with CHEATING bad calls that SUCK and are WRONG because they are sick of Patriets too!! So my team will win again BRONKS are my second faverite team of all we have Jacke Plumber the shaggy face qaterback and that runnerback who is good and the white guy who play deffense and allso other superstars!! So cram that one!! Face facts Brokns RULE and Patriets are over rated and we all SICK of them any ways go away make room for awesome BRONKS!! And my Colts! YESSSSSS champs!!! So there you go come back here and check out my awesome brave supersmart perdiction on Sunday!! Which is tomorrow not today!! MY BROKNOS RULE!!! YESSS I CALLED IT!!

2006-01-03T08:28:00.000-05:00

YESS I AM TELLING YOU ALL RIGHT NOW ON TueNSDAY NIGHT THAT I AM SICK OF USSC AND ALL THE HIPE THEY GET!! Why do all you people like them so much they aint so good my Texass cowheads will BEAT them just you watch! Georgy Busch and Lionhart are so over rated they will NEVER winthe big game!! Vints Young is better then both of them put together!! No one can stop the Great Vints Young!! TExass = BEST!!! USSC SUCKS!! THEY COACH SUCKS!! TEXASS RULZ!! NUMBER #1 UNDEFETED WORLD CHAMPS!!! I PERDICT WE WILL WIN IT ALL!!!! HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BET!!! HUH!! HUH!! YA THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!

2005-12-18T17:30:00.000-05:00

GIVE ME CHRISMAS PRESENTS!! I will make it easzy on you poeple and give you my list of some of the AWESOME prezsents I want for Chrismas this year! So now you know what I want so you have no ezcuse to not get me somthing AWESOME for chrismas!! DO IT!!

1. Exbox 360!! This is the awesomest game you ever seen you can play all kind of games on it! And even watch movvies! So get me one NOW!! Billy Ray is selling one for a great deal he is only asking 260 dollers for it! Unreal that is almost 100 DOLLERS less then a Exbox 360 costes!! You cant afford to not get me one of these so do it NOW buy it offen Billy Ray and save all kind of money!! Dont waist time it will be gone soone when it is that cheap!!

2! A ribbon for my sweet ride!! Everone LOVES to get a fantsy chrismas ribben on top of they car! Thats how you know its Chrismas!! Lots of commerciels show it this year!! Like that one where they go outside and there is a awesome red ribbin on top of that car! And they all get all exzited and happy and smiley and yell and grin when they see that awesome ribben on top of they car!! It is what everone want for Chrismas! So get me one!! It is even cheaper then a Exbox! But dont be a chepskat you need to get me that Exbox FIRST and then the car ribben!

C! A shirt that says CAROLINIA WORLD CHAMPS!! We are the CHAMPS and won it all like CHAMPS last year! I only got two shirts that say that I need a coupel more! So everone will see that I am a CHAMP too because I like CHAMPION teams!! My shirt will PROOVE it! And then I can say SUCK IT to everone else who likes looser teams! This is the whole idear of sports! So get me another CAROLNA shirt! Or even another hat!!

4! Get me a vidio ipodd! They RULE and are the BEST! I allready got a ipoidd but it is like 2 weeks old so I need a NEW one! That plays VIDIOS!! My ipod cant play vidio tapes the tape place is too small it only plays tapes of singing and bands and music! A vidio ipodd is like a VCR that you can carry around and watch! And I dont even have one that does that! I am sick and tired of carrying aorund my damn VCR and TV it is too heavy and I allways have to leave it in the car! So get me a damn ipodd what are you wading for!!!!! DO IT!!

Those are some things you need to get me for Chrismas!! Dont be a chepskat do it!! Think of the babybay Jesus and how he wants you to buy me some awesome stuff not a bunch of looser JUNK like normel! I am sick of all the borring reguler presents that you loosers give everone! No one want you gotdamn friutcakes! Or socks! And you KNOW I aint NEVR wearing no gotdamn TYE!! So why do you even give them for Chrismas presents what are you a CHEeP SCROGE!!! Bust open you wallet it has flys in it you cheepskat!! Dont you even care about Chrismas!! WHAT ABOUT JESUS!!!

2005-12-16T20:29:00.000-05:00

My top secert insider sorces tell me that the Great Howerd Sterns is quitting! He has been around for a million years and is very famous and invented all the medeas! He had a movvie and a book where he dressed like a girl on the cover! He is very funny looking and has a big nose but that is okay because he kicks ass yo! He say whatever he wants to all the time about everthing and has hot girls come on his show and get naked!! And nude!! So it is too bad that he is quitting and whussing out like a looser! He is probaly all out of idears for having girls get naked and nude! I thought he was facking it just to get more money but he keeps saying how he is serious and not facking and is really leaving and is serious! SO he is done! He isent as funny as he use to be when he made fun of foreiners more anyways so who cares! But it is too bad we will never get to see more hot girls get naked right on his show! And nude!!

2005-12-15T23:28:00.000-05:00

FINELY there is a new cowboy movie out! They havent been a cowboy movie for ever! They used to make lots of movies about cowboys all the times! And they ruled with superstars like John Wain and Clent Estwood! THere would be all kind of shooting and killing Indiens and riding around and REAL men! Now they finely have a new cowboy movie I cant wait to see it it is going to rule it is called Brickbrack mountain and it is suppose to be about cowboys! I bet they are REAL men and it has a lot of ACTION not like them borring movies that are all about girls feelings and crap that MEN dont care about!! Billy Ray say this movie will be about MEN doing MEN things and being COWBOYS and shooting and rideng and all kind of MAN action like that!! He say it will be the most man action movie in a long time and that I will probaly love it!! Wow that sounds awesome I cant wait to see it!!

2005-12-02T08:38:00.000-05:00

COLTS COLTS COLTS!!!! WE RULE!!! UNDEFETED BYEOTCH! Haw cram that one hatas Paten Maning RULZ!!!!! UNBEATED NOW AND FOREVER we are going to the Super Bowel I godamn garuntee it!!! No one will stop us face FACTS come on COLTS rule we are the BEST team of all times!! They just showed on the TV yesterday how Colts just past my olden days Bears Super Bowel Shuffel team with Frigerater and Jack McMann and Walter Paten as Best Undefeted Team of All Times!! Them BEars use to rule but they losted that one game!! COLTS WILL NEVER LOOSE!!! All we need is a awesome rapping song like them Bears had!! I will rap one for them and we will get Eminman or Fitty Cent to make the music and we will sell a million dollers no probalem!

It will go YO I AM PATEN MANING I AM DA KING AND I AM GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWEL THING!! I AM A BADASS AND I AM GOINGTA KICK YOU'RE ASS BECAUSE I THROW A REAL GOOD PASS! WE NEVER LOOSE AND ARE ALL SUPERSTARS BECAUSE I THROW THE BALL REAL FAR!!! IN YOU FACES CRAM IT BEEYOTHCES SUCK IT I AM DA KING AND I RULE!!!!!!!!!!" And then Paten would do a break dance and spin around and then like freeze and grab his jock and make a mean face! WOW unreal I would buy that vedeo like 50 times!! This is going to rule what is Paten Manings and Eminams email adresses and phone numbers i need to tell them this RIGHT NOW so we can get started on this vedeoe and have it be NUMBER #1 on the chartes in time for the Super Bowel!!!

2005-11-27T08:36:00.000-05:00

How come the SUPERSTARZ of sports dont even have they own websights! They all aught to have they own page where you can go there and get all kind of facts and infomation and pitchers and trevia and facts about them and join they fan Club and send them email massages so they will know how to hang out with me when they are in town! Why dont they do that! Are they dumb! Why dont they like pay some one who has a computer to make them up a websight! Like I just tryed to go to Shack.com and it say "Still under construction!" That is WEAK yo! Shack rulz and is the KING he should pay some one to do his websight for him! I would do it! Shack if you are reading this then PAY me some dollas yo and I will make you a awesome web sight!!

But NONE of the superstarz has a websight what is up with that yo! I went to mattlionhart.com and derrickjeeter.com and CoachKay.com and tiggerwood.com and Toneystuart.com and NONE of them have any pages it just say under construction!! That is wierd and DUMB! Why dont some body fix that! It is EASY to make a websight trust me I have a bunch of them! I could make up websights for all these superstarz no probalem! And it would RULE!! Dont these people have mangers! They mangers need to learn about this thing called the internets so they can pay me like 50 thousand dollers to make up they web sights! I would be RICH! SO if you know Shacks manger or Derrick Jeeters or any famous person manger tell them to PAY me money to make up a websight for them I am very famous and good at it and my websights RULE! Or even better they could just pay me to talk about them on THIS balogg websight it is allready good and awesome! They would get all kind of free publecety if they would just pay me for that!

Even the Great Eminam and Fitty Cent dont have websights this is UNREAL!! eminam.com and fittycent.com gots NOTHING!!! Wow unreal!!!

Why is everone so gotdamn dumb and ignorent! People are stupid! I want some MONEY!! Gimme some gotdamn MONEY! Dont you even know what a websight is!!!

2005-11-24T08:33:00.000-05:00

YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS AWESOME how come none of you loosers told me that Fitty Cent has a MOVIE out!!! Do I have to do EVERTHING around here! What is the point of letting you people read by blogg for FREE if you arent even going to HELP! Cripes you people are so usetliss and ignorent that you probaly wouldent even know if they was a new Starwars or Hairy Potter or Lord of the Ring movie out! Doi! Lucky for me I have good topsecret sorces who know all about these things so I wont miss them! Like you all will!! Loosers!!

Unreal this is going to be the best movie of all times I cant wait till I get out of work tonite to go and see it!! It is called Get Rich Or Try Dyin just like Fittys alblum is called and it is all about how he is such a badass and Rebel and gang rapsta and how is so awesome and badass!! THIS RULZ i cant even wait to see it!

Anyways the point is Fitty Cent RULZ!!!!! If my baybaymommas test come back postive then I will name my next kid Fitty Cent!! Because he will be a badass just like the orginel Fitty Cent!! I will let her give the baybay her last name because it save money so he will be name Fitty Cent Eminam Gudger! That is a rocken name that RULZ yo!!! You dont mess with a kid with THAT name no way Hosea! He will RULE the playground just like i did!! And like Fitty Cent!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

2005-11-17T11:03:00.000-05:00

UNREAL now they allso got the gotdamn EVIAN FLUE too!!! What the hell is going on with these Flues!! THE FLUES ARE COMMING TO GET US WHY DONT SOMBODY DO SOMTHING!!! Well I allready had that Birds Flue I damn sure aint getting this Evian flue no way Hosea!! I will not drink any of that fantsy bottle water it probaly gives you the evian flue! Which I dont want to catch!!!! I will drink good olfashion wellwater right from the sink and the fosset like you are suppose to any ways who has like 2 gotdamn dollers to pay for WATER come on get real!! I could get TWO scrath tickets for that money! I'll be gotdamn if I spend TWO scrath tickets for WATER!! Its free right in the fosset! Duh! So if you get the evian flue it is you're own fault for drinking fantsy bottle water like a snobb or a rich FOOLE!!! But dont pass around the gotdamn flue you rich fooles!! Go home and go drink some chicken soup or somthing dont walk around with your damn FLUE!! I dont want it!! If I catch it then there is going to be HELL!!! Jerks!!I already got a FEVER of 99 degrees unreal I bet I got this flue too from some of you rich JERKS passing it allong I hate you all I aught to punch you all right in the face!! Gotdamn it I aint NEVER paying taxes again the money all goes to you snobbs who drink bottle water NOW lookit what happen!! Go back to RUSSIA!!!

2005-11-03T23:29:00.000-05:00

DAMMIT THE BIRDS FLUE IS COMMING!!! LOOK OUT WE ALL GOINNA DIE FROM THE BIRDS FLUE!!! WHY WONT SOMBODY DO SOMTHING!!! I AM SICK OF ALL THESE LIBRELS THAT DONT DO NOTHING ABOUT THE BIRDS FLUE! THERE IS A EPANDEMMIC GOING AROUND OF BIRDS FLUE WHICH MAKES YOU ALL SICK AND THEN YOU DIE LIKE A BIRD!!! YOU PROBALY GET ALL FETHERS AND A BEEK TOO!! GROSSE!! BECAUSE THE FLUE COMES FORM OVERSEAS WHERE THE TERRISTS MADE IT UP BY HAVING SEX WITH ALL KIND OF BIRDS BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORENT FOREINERS AND NOW WE ALL GOINNA GET THIS AWEFULL DISEAZE ITS NOT FAIR THIS SUCKS WHY ISENT ANY ONE DOING ANY THING ABOUT THIS!!! DAMN YOU DEMMOCRATS YOU SUCK THIS IS ALL YOU DAMN FALT WHY DIDENT YOU LISSTEN TO THE PRESDENT BUSH WHEN HE TOLD YOU THE BIRDS FLUE COMMING BUT YOU DIDENT LISSTEN!! NO!! I PERDICTED THIS I TOLD YOU ALL THAT THE BIRDS FLUE WAS COMMING BUT YOU WOULDENT LISSTEN WELL WHO IS RIGHT NOW HUH!! ME THATS WHO!! THIS FLUE IS GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE THIS SUCKS!!! I AM ALLREADY GOT LIKE A FEVER OF LIKE 99 DEGREES!! UNREAL I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME MEDCINE!! WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE BIRDS FLUE!! I WILL GET ME SOME ASPRIN AND SOME WHISKIE AND SOME OF THEM BLUE PILLS FROM THAT TV COMERCIAL AND PROBALY SOME OF THAT PAPTOBISMO THAT ALLWAYS WORKS!! GOTDAMMIT THIS SUCKS I DONT NEED TO GET THIS BIRDS FLU NOW THE NBA JUST STARTED AND TEDIE BREWSKI JUST GOT BACK GOT DAMMIT GO BACK TO CHINA YOU STUPID BIRDS FLUE YOU SUCK!!! I HOPE HILLERY GETS THE BIRDS FLUE!! I AM FELLING ALL FAINT NOW AND SWEATY AND I BET THIS IS THE BIRDS FLUE COMMING ON THIS SUCKS WHAT DO I DO NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-25T21:01:00.000-05:00

Why isent there no Tusday night Foot ball on the TV! We got colledge foot ball ever saturday and NFL ever sunday and sunday night foot ball and monday night foot ball and thusday night ACC foot ball!! And friday night is highschool foot ball and allso them looser teams from West that they show on the ESPNN!! So that all rules so the point is where the hell is Tusday Night Football!! What am I suppose to watch tonite!! There is NO foot ball to watch for two whole days what they hell is that!! Gotdammit when I am in charge you better belief they will be Tusday Nite Foot ball!! And allso Wensday Nite Foot ball!! Come on!! Thats what we need how dumb are people who run foot ball on the TV why cant they even think of putting on a Tusday Nite game or even a Wensday Nite Foot Ball game!! Duh that would get all kind of good radings and ever one would watch it on the TV and everthing would rule then!! SO if you are the guy who is in charge of foot ball on TV and you are reading this then DO it!!! And then pay me my money for stealing my awesome idear beeyothc!!!

2005-10-24T21:02:00.000-05:00

WHOOOOOOOOOOO! Ya I called it beeyothes!! My White Socks kicked ass again I knew we would win that little Posodonick is awesome he say yo Husten you have NO chance I am going to kick yo ass right now and make you my beeyoth!! And then he did it was unreal and awesome Posdenick = Rooky of Year no doubt aout it come on face facts there isent any rooky any where half as awesome and CLUTCH as him! He will probaly hit like 50 homeruns next year now that he has showed everone that he rules! And we have so many superstars you cant even count them all like Contryass the pitcher we stold from stupid looser Yankees who use to rule but now SUCK and allso we have Konkirko the big home run man and the Goochy the chinaman and the big fat kid relieve pither!! And the Great Ossy Geelin the manger who is so smart he tell his players to WIN and not loose! Why dont Torry ever do that no wander Torry will never win the Big One!! Fire TOrry NOW!! He = CHoker!! Face facts he needs to GO!!

So you see that is why my White Socks are the KING of base ball and will win the World Serieses just like i perdicted last year!! Wow its so great to FINELY see my faverite team win it all after all of you loosers said we had NO CHANCE well lookit now who is going to win it ALL ME!! Thats who!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I cant wait untell we win tonite and win the NATIONAL CHAMPION SHIP!! That is going to rock yo!! I will be getting my drink on and getting all tore up tonite when my Socks FINELY win it!! I cant wait I might even go to Chegago and partay up there with my cousen Billy he = badass but he is banned from the stadeum because they are all against him and have it in for him because he kicked ass on that guy last year!! Anyways how much is the gray hound if you go to Chegago! I bet it will be real crowded with all us White Socks fans we will get our drunk on real good on 40s and whiskie and give everone HELL because OUR team finely won it all so we will light up some fires and tip over garbiges and throw some rocks and get wassted and yell all night long!! This is going to RULE yo!!!!! YESSSSSSSS saweet!!!!!

2005-10-17T19:57:00.000-05:00

WE win!! Yessssss I called it I said my CHAMPION USSC would whip Norta Dames ASS but you all said no way hosea they got no chance give it up!! Well look who is wrong now!! YOU!!! I was right AGAIN and my champion team wins AGAIN!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! Matt Lionheart = best player of any sport of all times in any country of the world or america or the unverse or the soler sytsem or all of Calfornia rolled up into one!! He could dunk on Micheal Jorden and b*tchsalp Mike Vic! You will NEVER stop the Great Matt Lionheart!! NEVER he = HERO and CHAMP and Mister Clutch Man!!!! WOW he is good at playing foot ball!! And at WINNING!! He is just like ME face facts thats how good he is which is real good! No wander you are all just jealous!! I dont know how you loosers can even like any other football players or teams come on face facts dident you even watch the big game! USSC is the best we are the only team worth cheering for all other teams = loosers and garbige!! And Lionheart is Da Man and the King of all how can you even like any other players stop it get shed of them shirts with other names on them and get a LIONHEART shirt!! Or elsed you are a looser!! The only other player who is any good at foot ball is the Great Georeggy Bush the runner back from USSC he is so awesome he could score like 40 or 50 touchdons per game if he felt like it we are unstopibale why do you even try! Stop trying you have no chance! Lookit Norta Dame who I use to like in the olden days they tryed but they had NO CHANCE once we decide to put the beeyothslap onto them! And then we did!! Lionheart say Yo beeyothes I will get you hopes up by letting you get ahead and then I will make it forth down and then I will make my awesome secret plays and punk you all OUT!!! And then he DID!!! Unreal you never seen any thing like thta beffore so stop cheering for all these looser teams and get with the CHAMPS which = my USSC!! Unless you are such a JEALOUS looser that you cant because you are a playa hata!! If that is you then you go to hell right now and get off my board!!!! I will BAN any of you what doesent make a post that USSC RULES and is best team ever DO IT NOW!!

2005-09-30T13:37:00.000-05:00

Gass is too expansive!! What the hell is going on!! Lucky for me I aint been driving too much I almost got my licence back and allso my awesome Chevie Esuvee is up on the blocks right now! SO I am very lucky!! The reason my Essuvee is up on the blocks right now is becuase untell I can get my cousens freind to pass it on inspection! But when I get that sumbitch back on the road I am going to do so manny donughts you wont belief it!! Dont even be in the piggeldywiggeldy parking lot when I am back on the road beeyothc or I will run you ass over when I do donughts in my badass Suvee!! Donughts is when you go real fast and then spin around like a craszy man!! You car spin around and look all badass and dangrous it is the awsomest thign ever!! I think it is called donughts because they cops eat donughts and they allways come when you do donughts get it!!

Anyways the point is get out of my way I will run you right over I dont even care!! Gass is to expensive its because the foriners what run the gas stations are crimnels and greedy! They charge like 5 gotdamn dollers for a 40 ounce and 2 dollers for a coke and 5 dollers for a lottry ticket unreal I am not made of money I am a reguler guy not Howard Inestein or Jerry D. Rockafeller!! Cripes they aught to be a law against it way to go HILLERY you librel gass station owner lover!! Make gass cheap for when I get my essuvee back on the road!!! So I can do all kind of mad donughts!!!

2005-09-29T22:35:00.000-05:00

All the new Tv shows are on so that is what is cool! Everone wants to watch the New Aprantice with Martha Stuart! She is that craszy mean girl who went to JAIL for being a snob! She is probaly all hard and badass now and will be making these aprantices her beeyocthes! So that will be cool to watch she will be all Yo beeyothc go and git me a soda or I will mess you up punk! Dont make me stabb you with my prisen knife I will do it beeyoth! I am a craszy womman you do what I say!! Or I will STABB you ass beeyocth!!! I AM MARTHE STUART AND I WILL MESS YOU UP!!! So there are some other good shows to watch now too there is that one with the tall girl from the Fly it is called President Girl and it is about how if there was ever a girl president she would be kind of hot but would be a airhead and get on everones nerves and ruin everthing because she cant do a man's job! Allso there is that show about the alians underwater and how they are allready here on the world and how we need to fight them! So you know that one will rule yo! And allso I seen this dockumintry about this cool guy name Erl he has a badass mustash and cool hair like me and he is very smart and everone likes him!! It is pretty good show it remines me of me! So you see there are so manny new awsome Tv shows to watch this rules and it is going to be the best year ever of all times!!! So stop complaining like a librel and turn on the Tv and watch some awsome shows!!

2005-09-22T16:03:00.000-05:00

WHOOOOOOOOOO WE WIN AGAIN I CALLED IT YANKES RULE CHAMPS YESS!!! I called it the other night when that rooky Bingo Crobsy hit the big Home Run!! Rooky of the YEar!!! ANd then I called it again when the Great Unnit Randie Johnsen threw a perfect game! For my Yankes!! Except for that one run! One meesely run!! Unreal how awesome we are! And now we are in FIRST PLACE just like I called it!! Greatest comback in hisstory of all sports in the world ever!!!! Unreal you all said we were dead and it was over but NO I said my Yankes are CHAMPS and Red Socks are CHOKERS who allways CHOKE and so my champion Yankes would come back and win it all!! And now look we DID!! Maybe this will teach you all your lessen to NOT brag about you team beffore its all OVER!! When will you people learn!!! WHEN!! Anyways who cares my Yankes are CHAMPS and won the divsioin and will win the World Serieses FINELY for the first time in forever because stupid CHOKER Joe Torry FINELY started listening to me again!!! I said to pitch Randie Johnsen last night and he FINELY did and lookit we WON!!! Torry should of listen to me YEARS ago we would of won like 5 more world serieses!!! Torry wake up and stop pitching these jive chumps and pitch the Great Randie Johnsen more often!! Why are you leting some SCRUB pitch tonite it should be Randie Johnsen what more does he have to do to show you he RULZ!! Anyways you better pitch him in the first game of the Word Serieses unless you want to CHOKE again and loose!!! But I dont!!! So pitch him you foole!!!

PS YANKES RULE!!!!!!!! Cramit it red socks!!!! Chokers!!!

2005-09-08T22:32:00.000-05:00

FOOT BALL is BACK!!! Yo foot ball is the awesomest thing in the world and it is BACK! They had Monday NIght Foot ball on tonite and it is so awesome they had Ken Yaywest the controversiel gang rapsta who tried to kill the president and he was badass and allso Greenday who is a rock band and they are pretty good they rock yo! And the Rolling Stones who are like a million years OLD but they still know how to ROCK Mick Jaeger dance all around like a craszy kind of chicken! And they play all they gitars and rock out on awesome songs like I cant Get No Statisfaction Hey Hey Hey and allso Get Me Started Up I Never Stop and all kind of Classics like that!

I would pay like three hunderd dollers to see these Legends play a live conscert so I could tell everone all about it and they would all be like Yo King Awesome Dawg yo rule and are the coolest of all times ever!! But instead we got to see them right on the TV for free it was awesome! This is why foot ball is the best sport of ALL!! Allso they had a game later and the Great Tom Braddy of my Patriets played verse Randie Moss WOW what a matchup! Of course my Patriets are killing the Randy Moss team because he is the only good player! Why dont foot ball smarten up and listen to me and put Randie Moss on PATRIETS where he bellong! That would RULE to have the best player who is badass and dont take no crap to play for the best team which is all superstars and allaways win!! Think about it! Then they could put the great TO on there too and have the awesomest team EVER of all times WOW do it now foot ball what are you waiting for! Patriets could trade some of they superstars like Tylaw Malloy or the fat kid who got cancer Ted Brewski for TO and Randie Moss that would make it fair for both teams but then PATRIETS would rule so much we would win ever game like 500-0! Instead of by 15 points like we are going to tonite! Face facts this is the best idear of all times EVER!! So do it NOW foot ball!!!

2005-09-06T17:29:00.000-05:00

John Denver use to play Gillgan! On the TV and now he = dead! He croaked the other day! I guess he got voted off the iselend now huh!! Get it!!! Hawhawhawhawhawhawhaw!! Too bad Gillgan is dead now the Skiper wont have any one to hit with his hat on a iselend!!! Get it!!!! Hawhawhawhawhawhaw I am so gotdamn funnie I need to be on the TV! J. Lennlo if you are reading this then hire me up to make your monolog! I will be much funnyer then you face facts! So pay me lots of money for my awesome jokes! Or else you cant use them I will SUE you you big chin freak!! PS Gillgen you should of got with Maryan and Jinger when you had the chance what are you stupit! They were HOT! Too bad you were so dumb you couldent even get off a iselend!! Hawhawhawhaw damn I am funnie!!

2005-08-03T23:41:00.000-05:00

Unreal my topseceret insider sorce tells me that the Great Raphal Plamerio is a big cheating stereoid taker! Unreal! I use to love this guy but now I hate him because he = cheater!!! Wow this is big huge SHOCKENG news that no one could even perdict! Except for me I called it that he was a big stereoider just look at him! I told you all how he was a cheater on the drugs but you wouldent listen! well now lookit all of you Plamerio fans how do you like it now huh! You should of listen to me how manny times do I have to tell you! Back when this Plamerio was running for Congress I knew he was a lier! All them congressmens are liers duh! He went on TV and was all like vote for me for Congressmen I dont do drugs! Really!!

Well now look! I told you he was a lier you should of beliefed me! I will NEVER vote for that cheater again let me tell you!!!! I hope he get throwed in JAIL like a looser because he is on drugs! The bad kind of drugs like stereoids or what LaShanequia and Randy smoke out in the ally behind work when they are suppost to be cleaning the frier but they go smoke drugs instead so I end up having to do it which is UNFAIR!! That is why drugs are BAD! Dont do drugs stay in school!! Face facts users are loosers!! And this Rapeal Palmerio is a user! Which = LOOSER! You herd it hear FIRST!! I told you all!! Dont vote for that guy I hope he goes to JAIL where he bellong!! He can take Randy and Lasheneqia with him too! They are all on drugs and cheaters! Lay off the pipe Plamero!!! Just say NO to drugs!

2005-07-26T23:20:00.000-05:00

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! YESSS YESSS YESS the Great Lants Armstrong won the big Torda bike race just like I CALLED!! I perdicted it right here but all you people said no way you are wrong King Awesome Dawg Man we think some of these forein loosers will win! WELL WHO WAS RIGHT ME AND WHO WAS WRONG YOU!!!! CRAM IT!!! In all you faces beeyothes!!! I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!! AMERICA RULZ WE ARE THE BEST BIKE RIDENG COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! Eat it Frenchys!! Wow this is the best I am going to go get all tore up on wiskys and 40s right now and yell USA USA all day in the parking lot to show everone that I support our troops overseas not like you librels!! None of you can stop me I am going to let everone know that I like the USA and that I perdicted that the Great Lants would win it all and be NATIONAL CHAMPION and now he is!!! USA USA USA WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

2005-07-21T22:58:00.001-05:00

Yo the big news is how my awesome Whitsocks and my awesome Cardnels are going to win the World Sereises! Base ball is so borring but soon there will be the World Sereses of playoffs with my Awesome Whitsocks verse my AWESOME Cardnels! WOW thats going to RULE! Whitesocks are in the Americans leage and Cardinales are in Nationel Legue so they have never played beffore so it is going to be AWESOME when they play the Worlds Sereis of playoffs! I cant wait untell then! I allso cant wait for foot ball to FINELY get here there hasent been any foot ball sense MY Patriats won the the Super Bowell AGAIN and that was like allmost a year ago! Why dont they play foot ball all year around! They get payed so damn much money they need to get the asess in gear and play some more damn foot ball I cant stand laszy people!! Anyways untell the foot ball starts we can watch my awesome teams kick ass! There is nothing else in sports to watch except car racing but that is only once a week so thats why everone goes on vecation this time of year! I am going on vecation soon too! I will probaly rent a camper and go to a race somewheres and that will rock I will bring my hebatchi and grill wheenys and drink mad beers and then watch the car races it rulz yo! They have the stockars races at the fair this year so that is probaly the naszcar race that I will go and see it is going to rule I know like 50 people who are going to get trailers and camp at the fair we are going to partay like you wouldent even belief! This is going to be the best vecation EVER I am very good at camping I allways get the spot that has the best TV resception and is right next to the hook-upps and that has a pickanec tabble and a fire thing so you can cook mushmellons over the camp fire and burn stuff up in the cmap fire and throw the beer cans right in it! And then you are allready at the fair so you can go on AWESOME ferres wheel rides and eat cottencandie and fryed does and win prizes for the girls at the contess games! My cousen runs of them farress wheel rides at the fair last year he run the Himelaya one that go round real fast and it was awesome and he let me go on it for only three tickits instead of four! So it pays off to have good connectoins at high places like I do!! Anyways after the rides you can go look at the aminals and see how big the cows and piggs are and then there is the big race! Wow this is going to be the best vecation you ever heard of I cant wait! All you chumps are going to be so JEALOUS of me so CRAM IT!! I RULE!! YESSSSSS!!

2005-07-21T22:58:00.000-05:00

2005-07-17T12:14:00.000-05:00

Lants Armstrong is AMERICAN!!!! He is the best bike rider in the whole world! He is so good he even makes people care about the dumb bike riding races! Wow unreal he is so awesome! And he go out with that HOT girl Allaniss Crow she is so hot and has manny good sonngs on the radio which are big HITS! So The Great Lants is rich and famouse and awesome at rideng a bike and all they girls love him and he has a real hot chick that he get with- he is just like me!

I use to ride my bike all they time when I was a kid beffore I could drive! I bet I would win this Torda they have in France if I had kept on rideng a bike! Torda is Franch for Bike Race! Anyways if I had been a looser who couldent even drive I would of been the best bike rider in the world! I hardley ever felled down and I dident have big fansty uneforms like these guys with all kind of people helping them I would ride real fast just by paddaling with my feet I dident need cars driving behind me and loosers running and yelling like fooles next to me or no hellmets or fansty jerssys! I was very fast my huffy was all sooped up and had big bumpy tirres for peeling out and ripping right through the mud! And I made it sound like a engin by putting base ball cards in the spocks so it would go VROOOOOM!!! It was awesome yo! I could outrace these Torda Frants loosers if I fixed up my old bike and practiced a little bit! I even rode my old bike a couple years ago when that judge CHEATED me and jipped me and tooked away my liscints from when he say I was DUI but I never was! Face facts if I had one of them fansty yellow shirts and expensive bikes like Lants I would be just as fast as him but we allready got the best bike rider in the whhole world who is AMERICAN so there cram that one Francnhys in you faces!! You smell we RULE!!! USA USA U SA USA USA!!!

2005-07-14T15:49:00.000-05:00

WOW guess what the big news is how the Great Hairy Potter just wrote a big new book that is comming out this weekend! Everone is talking all about it and is so exsited they cant wait to read it well I allready read it! Trust me yo it is awesome! It is called Hairy Potter Verse the Halve Bloody Prints! It is all about this kid who is all Magick and he goes to college in Erope and it is all werd there and everone is all magick! So he shoots spels and magick poshens at everone and fights verse gohstes and gools and elfs and monsters and Orcks and deamons and devils and whitches! It is very exsiting and scarey and cool and everone loves it and cant wait to read it! Well I allready read it so in you're face beeyoths! It RULZ and is the best book of all times! It is even better then the American Idle Book or the book about Darrell Irnhart! Unreal it is so awesome you got to read it or else you a looser yo! There are lots of secrets about this book that will suprise the hell out of you trust me! Lucky for you I wont ruien it for you by telling you all of the seceret suprises in the book like the kid who dies! And the way that Hairy Potter tricks the bad guy at the end to win the big magick fight! So too bad for you you cant even get this book but I allready read the whole thing I am so awesome I am allways ahead of you loosers face facts! So anyways that is the story with the new book by Hairy Potter the best writter of all times he is even better then Dick Vital on the espnn.com! Serious! So go and buy up this book so it will stay famouse and Hairy Potter will write more awesome books for me to read beffore anyone else! Do it now! oh right you CANT!!!!! HAwhaw I allready did you CHUMP in you FACES!!! I RULE!!! YESSSSSS!!!

2005-07-14T09:25:00.000-05:00

The big news that everone is talking about of course is how Iraqu bombed Englind! But dont worry encase you were worryed that Tom Cruse and Caty Homes were in Englind and got all blowed up when Iraqu bombed Ingland dont worry I seen Caty Homes on TV last night talking to David Lennoman! She is not blowed up she is still HOT yo! But she is crazzy and still hooked up with Tom Cruse! Did yo know he is a crazzy nut! What a werdo and now he gots her all werd too! Caty Homes if you are reading this face facts you need to get away from this crazzy nut Tom Cruse and get with me instead! Why dont you do it! He is a looney NUT!!!! I am just like him only BETTER get with me now!! So thats the big news on the bombs!

2005-07-12T23:46:00.000-05:00

I perdicted that the Great Robbie Obrayue would kick everones butt in the Homerun contest and NOW look!!! Wow I was right unreal how I am allways right! Face facts and stop hating and you will LEARN you lessen from me!! I CALLED IT OBRAYUE kicks all ass!! Cram it all you hatas who picked Berry Bonds or some other looser!! OBRAYUE RULES YESSSS!!! KING OF HOME RUNS!!

Ps Stinebrender WAKE UP you idiot!!! Why dont you trade for this Obrayue he RULES!! Stop being a looser and buy this guy NOW! Why are you such a cheapo looser who wont even FIRE any one dont you even want to WIN!!! They need to fire STINEBRENDER if he wont wake up and start spending some gotdamn money on some GOOD players for a change I am sick of these loosers that he runs out there get rid of all of them NOW and buy this Obrayue guy I know all about him I been telling Yankees for ever to buy him but they are too damn dumb no wander my Whitesocks RULE over them!!

2005-07-05T22:08:00.000-05:00

VOTE JEETER FOR ALLSTARS GAME!!! Unreal they tried to keep the Great Derrick Jeeter out of the allstars game!! What a jip and a joke and a ripoff they are all against him it is a coinspercy!!! Why cant Yankees ever get a break from the medea!! EVER!! !! Well they aint getting away with it!! Someone named mlb has put up a website where you can VOTE for Jeeter to go to the allstars game!! But he is running verse all these looser scrubs unreal that anyone would ever vote for any of them!! But people are how DUMB is that!!! so anyways go to this guy mlbs websight I think it is mlb.com or net or whatever but go there NOW and VOTE FOR JEETER!! If they dont have the Great Jeeter they shouldent even have a allsatrs game! Come on!! Its not his fault that the looser choker Yankees wont fire the Choker Torry! He isent the one loosing all them games its his team mates! Why cant Jeeter ever get any good team mates to play with! If he ever had any good team mates he would play real good and never loose! I am sick of these loosers dragging him down! Dont they even know who he is!! JEETER!! SO go and vote for him NOW!! You dont even have to be on a computer to do it you can even vote from your cellfone it say this right there "Did you know that you can vote from your cell phone? Text the word "VOTE" to 69652 (MYMLB) to register to receive the All-Star Final Vote Mobile Ballot. $.99/vote. Standard message rates apply." I already voted like 50 times onm my cellfone because I am very buszy and importent and I am always talking on my cell yo holla! So anywyas go and vote for the Great Jeeter NOW!!!!

2005-06-28T21:15:00.000-05:00

Yo they just had a big election to pickthe 1000 Most Aweosme Americans of All Times!! It was hard to pick out the top ones because we are all awesome here and not a bunch of poor no money loosers like most of the other countrys! BUt of course The Great Ronalld Ragin was elected to be the Awesomest American of all times! He rules and is da man but they got the voting all wrong! They should of had better people! I would of voted RIGHT and this is who I would of elected!

#1. Jesus H. Christ! #2. Coach Kay 3. George "W" Bush! 4. Dr. Phill from TV! 5. Ronlad Ragin! 6. Shack! 6. Donald Trump! 7. Fitty Cent! 8. That chick who won American Idol 9. Derrick Jeeter! 10. Tom Braddy! 11. Princiss Dye! 12. Micheal Jorden from the olden days! 13. Eminam! 14. Tom Cruize who is CRAZZY but he is rich and he get all kind of hot girls! 15. The Great Dale Irnheardt!

There are about a million other AWESOME Americans who need to be elected to this list we have so manny SUPERSTARS it is unreal no wander we are the Greatest Country in the Hisstory of the World!!! You dont see any forein loosers on that list do you!!! DO YOU!!! HAWHAW because USA RULZ YO!!!!

PS How come no one voted for the Jesus!! What is this country coming to!! Shame on you all!! Burn in hell sinners!!

2005-06-27T18:15:00.000-05:00

Mark it down set it on a stone take it to the BANK write it down bank on it face facts my top secert insider sorces have told me how superstar Anderw Bogous will be the first pick of the whole NBA draft!! He is a big tall goober who is forein and not even American but trust me when he gets here he will kick ass yo! Millwakee has the first pick of the draft because they suck so bad but trust me once Brewers get aholt of this Bogous kid they will not suck so much!!

Allso CHAMPION OF THE WORLD Marvis Williamsen is going to be tooken next by Atalanata! Who allso sucks! But Marvis is all about CHAMPIONSHIPS and he has never lost one so he will win it all there too someday after they trade for his champion CAROLINA possy like Raychard McFlelton and Big Shawn Mays! Plus allso probaly draft the great JayJay Reddick next year and trade for LeBaron James and sign up Shack for a free agent and get the Great Coach Kay to be the Coach for the playoffs after Duke wins the March Madniss! So just you wait for that you chumps!!

Anyways the point is I told you all that the big goofy foriener would be the first pick and he was!! Bogous is first and then the CHAMP Williamsen! I WAS RIGHT AGAIN I AM ALLWAYS RIGHT I WIN AGAIN!!! YESS!!!!!

2005-06-23T23:40:00.000-05:00

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHOOOOOOOOOOO YESSS WE WIN I CALLED IT NATIONAL CHAMPS BAYBAY ALL YOU HATAS CAN CRAM IT IN YOU FACES WHOOOOOOOOOO SPURZ WE ARE THE KINGS WE DID IT WE WIN WE RULE!!!! WE are the best team of all times we have the Grteat Jinobly and Bigshot Bobby and Dunkin and Tony Perker and all of our other SUPERSTARZ YO WHO TOLD YOU ALL that we would win!!!! WHO HUH!! WHO!!! ME!! THATS WHO!! YESSSSSS!!!! I was right and i rule and I am a CHAMP!!! Spurzzz yo!!!! We did it you all said we had no chance but what happen huh!!! HUH!!!!! Ya thats what I thougt!!!! WE WIN!!! MY TEAM RULZ!!! It is so awesome that we won the big championship exspecially sense this was they last chance sense my Lakers brought back the Great Phill Jackson the best coach of all times!! So even though this doesent coiunt as much as my Lakers championships it still rules and the importent thing is how I CALLED IT!!! AND MY TEAM WON SO I AM A CHAMP AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!!!! YESSSSS EAT IT CRAM IT SUCK IT LOOSERS I WIN AGAIN!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

2005-06-14T09:25:00.000-05:00

The judge say Micheal Jorden is NOT GUILTY!!!! Unreal I am so mad you cant belief it they let that dirty Child Malester go free!!! If any regular people like you or me malested childs we would be locked up and sent to jail!!! So this looser should be too!! THIS IS DESGUSTING why dont they lock up this FREAK!!! HE is all weird and crazzy and he loooks like a white girl!! Unreal!!! Why dont somebody do something!! They aught to lock this guy up what a jerk!! Plus his songs stink now they arent even awesome anymore so who cares if he goes to jail! He use to be awesome in the olden days when he was black and he sing all kind of awesome songs like Billy G is Not My Lover and Thrilla Night and I'm Badass and Everybody do the Moon Walk and Abony Verse Ivry! But that was the olden days beffore he was malesting childrens and turning into a white girl and hanging around with monkys and dworfs and wedros! LOOOOOOOOSER!! DESGUSTING!!!!! GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

2005-06-01T20:54:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news is how they let a woman driver into the big NAZCAR race the other day! Unreal dont they even know how girls cant drive! So oviously she LOSt the big race! I perdicted it! Good thing she is hot because she cant even drive at all! They felt sorry for her so they let her go ahead for a while then everone past her once they started trying! Learn you lessen girls stick to the kithen where you bellong and leave the driving to MEN! Us men have won ever big race there ever been which is a FACT and prooves how girls cant drive! But this Danka girl is good looking and not a bad driver for a girl! She even beat a couple guys hawhawhawhaw them loosers are going to get busted on now!! Loosers!!

Allso Billy Ray said this girl use to be Whinny on that old TV show the Wander Years back in the olden days! I think he is full of it tho because Whinny was like a Mexsican or Indien or something! But who cares the point is this girl is kind of hot so we need to see her in some naked movies on the Skinamax or else in Playboys or something! She should quit driving now thatshe beat a couple men and get down to some modling or acting or something that girls can do!

2005-05-25T16:04:00.000-05:00

WOW this is going to be so awesome I cant even belief it!! The big match between Carry verse Bobice and everone cant wait to see who wins! Unreal this is way better then the World Serieses and is allmost as good as March Madniss!

FINELY we get to see who is a bigger superstar Bobice who ROCKS or Carry who is HOT! I cant even wait this is going to rule! I am going to vote like 15 times! If Carry gets nude and naked then I will vote for her but if Bobice rocks out with more awesome ROCK then I will vote for him! But ether way they are BOTH winners and that is importent to remeber I will buy they CDs even of the looser because they are so good!

But the bad news is that I cant even tape the big show because I need to tape the last show of Land of the Lost which comes on at the same time! Unreal that is low why do the TV people do that are they stupit or something! Cripes I want to keep both shows forever how am I suppost to do that now! Huh! How! Huh?

Maybe I should just watch the Land of the Lost show but tape American Idle! But I need to know who wins the big Idle showdown NOW I cant wait for a tape! Someone needs to invent a VCR awesome enough so that you could watch both of these shows at once! Why dont one of you do that out there! Get going dont you even want to be rich I woulod pay you like a hunderd dollars if you made a super VCR that could do it! And then make it allso play my DVVDs!

2005-05-24T15:36:00.000-05:00

This is the awesomest part of the year when we FINELY get to the NBA Finales! This year its allready shocking and AMAZENG how my CHAMPION Pisstens shocked the world last night by beating Miammi Heats in a huge uppset! Wow unreal! It doesent even count for much because The Great Shack was hurt oviously! But we won because we are CHAMPS and rule! Allso Dewayne Wayne is over rated and not that good like I told you all! So anyways the point is that my Heats will still win it all if Shack gets helthy but if he dont then my CHAMPION Pisstens will win it all again! Wow this is so exiting and full of dramma! Shack is a Hero for even playing he is hurt so bad you loosers would be in the hospitel if you were hurt like him but he plays anyways because he is SHACK yo! But my Heats finely lost a game! Wow no one even knows what to expect next except me! Unreal how awesome the NBA is!!

2005-05-19T10:49:00.000-05:00

Yo whats up homes this is awesome news I just seen the new STAR WARS movvie! It was AWESOME yo! Star Wars 6 The Attack of the Sixth RULES!!!! I camped out in the long line and I wore my Spock ears and my Frodoe suit to show everone how pshyched up I am for this movvie and then last night I finely got in and seen it and it ROCKS!!! Wow it is the best movie of all times no fake face FACTS!! This movie is so awesome it will make you head hurt with all of the stuff that goes on! It has all of the great superstars of allthe movies like Obbywon Cenobby and Choobacka and Yoduh and that kid with the fantsy haricut and Queen Emadolla she is hot yo! And it has the famous robots who are gays but still good guys and funny they are called CP3o and Are2Dtoo! There is a lot of killings and explotions and special affects and everthing awesome you would ever want in a movie! So everone should go and see it even though I was there FIRST and seen it beffore any of you! I will probaly only go see it like 10 more times or so and then buy a DVVD of it offen Ebay! Then I will OWN it!!

Why dont they have a vidio game of this movvie on the exbox yet what are they waiding for I am sick of them waisting all my time get that gotdamn exbox game out NOW we want to buy a exbox game of Star Trek 6 Attack of the Sixths RIGHT NOW!!!! Get it out there NOW dammit!

2005-05-17T15:09:00.000-05:00

I been playing my AWESOME new exbox so much that I aint been typeng my balogg vary much latly! Too bad for you people!! Because Exbox RULZ!! It is awesome yo no wander you all want one but you cant have one because only supercool people like ME got them!! I cant wait to get some new games for it like Maddin football and the Simms where you get to get with hot girls and allso that drive-arund game where you carjack guys and kill people and get with hot girls and shoot anyone who get in you're way! You know that one it rulz! So once I have them games I will be playing so much exbox you cant even belief it! Lucky for me there aint been nothing going on in the sports! My Heats are kicking ass of course like I perdicted and we just swept some loosers out of the playoffs! Again! But we dont even get to win the champion ship for like another whole damn week or two! Its not fair why do the Heats have to wait around for these looser teams! My Heats are ready to play NOW so bring it on beeyothes!! Or else just forfit and get it over with and give the damn triphy to Miammi where it bellong! Then in other sports nothing is going on neither it is vary borring my Yankees are BACK baybay just like I called it! But none of you beliefed me well now maybe you learnt you lessen! Face facts Yankees still rule even though they choked like looser chokers last year! But now it is this year and we are BACK!! So cram it! So sense Yankees are BACK and Carolina is CHAMPS of the world and Heats are undeffeted in the NBAs and I got the awesome new exbox then oviously everthing RULZ right now! I am the KING yo! Ever team I like RULES and I am the best and the CHAMP and da KING!! FACE FACTS!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

2005-05-02T22:09:00.000-05:00

HEATS RULE!!!! HAWHAW Shack is BACK and dominading the NBA again just like I called!! How you like SHACK now beeyothes!!! Huh!!! How! Huh? Ya thats what I thought!! Heats RULE we have Shack and the AWESOME Dewayne Wayne and dont forget old Alonso Morning he is like a hundred years old but he is still kicking ass with my Heats because he is a CHAMP yo!!!!! Wow we rule!!

I havent watch too much of the NBAs yet because I been working a lot of doubles and am very buszy! Allso I went to see the new awesome movie Hitchiking Guy in the Gallexie! It is pretty cool and has awesome spetial affects and axplosions and all that kind of crap! So it is pretty good even though it is dumb sometimes and people have funny names in it! But its better then you could ever do! So shut up!

So anyways the point is HEATS RULE and SHACK RULES in all you faces cram it!!!!

2005-04-05T09:13:00.000-05:00

HEELZ!! YESSS! I CALLED IT!!! IN YOU FACES BEEYOTHES!!!!! WHo is CHAMPIONS!!! WHO! huh! Who!! ME thats who!!!!!! YESSSSS!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hawhawhaw this is the best thing that ever happened in the whole world my HEEEEEELZZZZZ rule agin I CALLED IT!!!!! CHAMPS!!! WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NUMBER #1!!!
HEEEEEEEELLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hawhawhaw CHAMPSIONS yesssssss!!! HEEEEELLLZZZZZZZ!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Hawhawhaw yESSSSS!!! I WIN AGIN!!! I am so tore up on 40s right now I cant even belief it I am going to go throw some trash cans threw the windew at the 711 and the piggeldywiggeldy!! THIS RULZ!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! It is OVER turkys CAROLIAN IS CHAMPS AGIN!!!!! Illnoise suck it I never even liked you anyways you STINK and choke like I allways said!!! You cant match the AWESOME Rayshard Fellton and Jawab Williamsen and Dashaun Mays and Mcance and the rest of the SUPERSTAR HEROS of CAROLINA!!! No wander everone is so JEALOUS of me!!! Hawhahwhaw cram it I AM GOING WILDE BOY STAY OUT OFMY WAY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEA!!!! HEEEEELLLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLZZZZ!!!! YESSSSS!!! WHOOOO!!!!

I will fight any of you rightnow!! Come on boy!!! COME ON!!! WHOOOO!!! HEEELZZ!! Gotdamn MCance RULZ!!!! He is so awesome admet it you are jealous!!
I am so pshyched up right now i even like you loosers!! Come on and root for us HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!! GO CAROLINA YESSSS!!!
WHOOOOOOO!!!!! Deshaun Mays RULZ and is the king of all!!! Except for me!!!! Whooooooooooooooooo!!!! YESSSSSS!!Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!! Cram it all of you JEALOUS hatas!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLZZZZZZ!! EVerone cheer with me GOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEELLLLLZZZ!! YESSS!!!!!
CHAMPS!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I am just all tore up on bicarty breezers and 40s and wisky!!!! LIKE A REAL MAN!! LIKE A CHAMPSION CAROLAIN FAN WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CHAMPS!!!! YESSSSS YESSSS YESSSS CHAMPS YESSS HEELZZZZ! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I am drunk off my ass yo!!! Thisis the best thing that ever happened to anyone ever I am going to go CRAZZY and drive around hoinking my horne and throwing stuff all around and yelling and let you all know who my team is that is CAROLINA CHAMPS YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Eat it all of you!!!!!!

2005-03-29T09:29:00.000-05:00

Well the big news is how the great March Madniss is going on and its going CRAZZY yo!! It is unreal!! First of all I knew Duke would choke they players are all poindexter loosers who are dragging down the great Coach Kay!! I am sick of these chokers ruining everything!! Next year Coach Kay had better get some GOOD players in there I dont care how he gets them! Who cares if they go to school or not!! Get shed of these brainiacs like Randolph Shavelick and get some people in there that can dunk the gotdamn ball!! The Great Coach Kay's life is not about just playing some games!! He is about doing whatever it takes to WIN them games!! Just you wait he will come up with some genious trick and plan to win them games no matter what next year!!! You'll see!!

And the reffs CHEAT verse Duke every year I am so SICK of it its not fair Duke never gets a call everthing allways goes against us the reffs allways CHEATagainst us because they all love Mischagen State so much!! Why do reffs cheat like that I am going to go throw a trash can through a store window I am so mad its so not fair them reffs RUINT that game with they're cheating!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOO!!!!! Reffs if you are reading this then you SUCK!!! BOOOOOOOO!! This is all you're fault!!! Cheaters!!!! I hate you all!!!!!! I aught to key up you're cars or something!!!!

Anyways who cares I called it!!! I perdicted the reffs would CHEAT verse Duke like they allways do!! And they did!! I am right again!!!!

I am in like 27 baskeball pooles for the March Madniss and I am winning all of them! I am the only one who called all 4 teams in the Finale Four!! Cram that one!! Why is everone so stupid I could of told you all who would make the Finale 4 it was ovious!!! And I did!! Carolina is the best team of all times so you know we would make it! Illnoise is NUMBER ONE so you know we would make it. Duke has too many chokers this year so you know the reffs would rob them and cheat them out of it so that means Michegin State gets in! And then Louseville is awesome and my 4th faverite team that = FINALE FOUR!! Duh!! It was ovious!!! Hello!!! How dumb are people!!! I CALLED IT!!
Duh!! I WIN AGAIN!!!

2005-03-25T11:26:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news is how everthing on TV has been awesome lately!! There was a big scandle about how on American Idle they put up the wrong phone number the other day and so all my votes that i made dident even count! I was so bullshit untell they said that they would put on an extra American Idle show last night and let us vote again!! Lucky for them because I was mad as hell yo! So anyways I got to vote again last night and I called up twice for ever vote just to make sure they wouldent rip me off and loose my votes this time!! So the good news is how we got a extra American Idle! That rules yo!! Thats like twice as manny times to watch it right in one week! They should do this all the time because everone loves this show and then we could watch it twice as manny times which would RULE! Why dont they listen to me I aught to be in charge!!

Allso I watch The Apprantice last night and it was awesome AGAIN! I like how the Trump allways say YOUR FIRED that is awesome!! I say it all the time too like to the waitress or whoever and it is allways funny I always laugh! YOUR FIRED!! Get it!

PLus allso this week they have Suriver again which is allways AWESOME you cant go wrong! And the March Madniss on on the TV I been watching that all the time like I allways do and all the games ar egoing just like I said they would even last night when my Loueville kicked ass of over rated Washinton just like I told you all we would! And we did! Tonite my Duke and my Carolina will win and so my teams will all be in the Finale FOur with my Illinoise this is going to RULE yo!!!!

And dont forget all the CSSIs that were on I watched all of them like i allways do because they RULE!! And Land of the Lost and 24 Hours and all them other shows that kicked ass this week I dident miss any of them! So cram that one!

So this was the best week of all to watch TV I watched like 50 hours of the TV at least and it kicked ass!! They need to get some TVs at work so that we dont have to miss all kind of good shows I will tell the supreviser to do that right now he is lucky I am not in charge because i would make all kind of changes like putting up TVs and making Billy Ray and LaShaneequa clean out the fryer which they NEVER do they allways sneak out and go outside to smoke drugs and then I allways get stuck cleaning the gotdamn frier it is not FAIR and I will change that so wuick you wont belief it once I am in charge!! Just you all wait you will be sorry then!!! Jerks!!

So that is why this week was the best TV week of all times too bad you missed it chump you should of took my advise like I told you to!

2005-03-14T10:55:00.000-05:00

Yo holla dawgs!! It is now the March Madniss FINELY and so everone all over the unneverse wants to know my perdictions!!! Well you are lucky because I will give them to you! Mark it down trust me take it to the bank face facts these will be the Finale 4 teams of the March Madniss I garantee it write it down bank on it its set in stone it is a lock face facts!!!!

Illnoise Michegin Carolina Louseville!!!!

Thats right I called it I dont care if all the experts and brainiacs say these teams are under dawgs with no chance I am sticking to my teams and being loyale to them and sticking to my guns and no one will change my mind because these are the teams face facts!!!

Wow you people are so lucky I am giving you this infomation for FREE you all owe me like thousends of dollers for this awesome perdiction!!

So there you go that is who will win the March Madniss! Your wellcome!!!

2005-03-01T11:15:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news is how they give out Oscars Awards the other day for Best Movie Ever!! And Billion Doller Baby won the big prizes!! I never even seen this movie because it looked like a girl movie but sense Clent Estwood is in it it probaly RULZ and he probaly kills all kind of people with his big gun and then talk all soft like and say How you like me NOW punk!! That is so awesome!! So I will go see this movie now because it won all the awards!

I cant belief The Hitch dident win I seen that a couple weeks ago and it was pretty funny for a Fresh Prints movie!

Anyways Oscars Awards were gave out my Chris Roxberry that foulmouth guy! He was kind of funny but he wasent allwoed to swear so he wasent that funny! Next time they should get a funny comedion like Geoff Foxberry or one of them other Bluecollard Comedions to give out the awards! That would RULE yo! Geoff Foxberry could be all like "You Might be a redneck if you live in a traler and are a dumass!" And then we would all laugh and laugh!! Because its true!

Butanyways the point is that everone watched the big TV show where they give out Oscars Awards and it was great and manny famous people were on the TV in expansive cloths so what more do you need to know! You know it was real importent when all the famous people get all dressed up! So I watched it and they gave out the trophys but Oscars Awards arent as good as the famous BWB Awards which are much more importent and go to better people!! I cant wait untell the big BWB Awards come out I allways win and I bet I do again this year!!

2005-02-18T08:40:00.000-05:00

Illnoise is awesome this year and I love us!!! Us Illnoise fans hate Duke because Duke is so over rated and all you ever hear out of they mouthes is "we are so awesome and we rule" and blablabla!!! I am so sick of that talk it makes me sick!!!! Cram it Duke you stink and all of you playas are poindexters and nurds!!! FACE FACTS we are all sick of you!! You got NOTHING to compare to Illnoise except the Great Jay Jay who is the best shooter of all times and Shelton Williamsen who will probaly be player of the year but nether one of them is as good as D-Brown or Hedly or Willimsen or that other guy!! FACE FACTS Duke sucks this year and Coach Kay is coaching like a looser and he is going pro to take over Lakers soon sense his stupid players have ruined the season for him and have rubbed they looserishniss off onto him!!! So that is why ILLNOISE RULZ!!!!!!!!!

2005-02-14T18:22:00.000-05:00

Yp the big news is how today is Vallantimes Day!! I HATE Vallantimes Day it allways costes me so much gotdamn money!!!! I gots a babaymamma and the old ball and chain and plus my girlfriend and allso two girls at work who I bet secretly want to get with me so that is five flowers i got to buy right there!! Good thing they had that manny at 711 or someone would of been out of luck! But I could of saved some money if they were out!!

Anyways I am a very Romantec guy and a very gennarouse man so I allways take good care of my wommen! I am going out with the old ball and chain tonight for a big romantec dinner on the town at a fantsy restrant so that will cost me even more money probaly like twenty gotdamn MORE dollers!! Appel Bs better have some good specials so I can save a little damn money!! Cripes this holladay stinks!! Its not fair when do MEN get a holladay for wommen to buy US stuff!!! Huh! When its not fair!!

At least I bought my new Illnoise hat allready so the old ball and chain cant eat me out of that!! Hawhawhaw that was so smart now I allready got the hat and can wear it tonite and if she orders too much food I will tell her tough luck I am out of money buy that damn cake youself!!! I should of thought of this trick years ago I could have even more cool stuff instead of waisting all that money on dumb girls that allways complain anyways!!! Lucky I allways get some on Vallantimes Day that allways allmost makes it worth it!! Except it doesent!!

2005-02-10T09:57:00.000-05:00

WOW!!! The Big Game was the best baskeball game ever played of all times!!! Oviously!! It was Carolina verse Duke and you know that is going to rock holmes!! Did you see it it was UNREAL and the most exsiting thing I ever seen! It went right down to the buzzerd but The Great Coach Kay won the game in the end with his awesome Secret Winning Stratergys!! WHOOOOO I CALLED IT BAYABY!!!!!!

Everone in the world was watching the Big Game because it is between the only teams that anyone cares about and they are Rivales! And it was so exsiting and well played I am still horse from yelling my head off down at the Sport Bar!! You could never name another game EVER that was so Importent and so excellent and so AWESOME!!! The score was close and it went right to the buzzerd and everthing!! UNREAL!!!!!

You had awesome Duke who all of you said had NO CHANCE and who was the underdawg because all they players are scrubs and geeks this year verse awesome North Carolina who is the greatest team of all times and has like 7 NBA allstars for players!! But the Great Coach Kay was able to come out of the hopspital and use his brain powers to think up a way to win the big game!!

He outsmarted the choker Roy Williamson AGAIN who is a looser and has NEVER beat the Great Coach Kay and NEVER will!! Williamson is a CHOKER and needs to be FIRED I am so sick of his act ROY MUST GO!!!!

Anyways when you have superstars like JayJay and Rayshard Felton and Marvis Williamson and Melccenonini and Jack Immanual all in the same game it is so unbelievable that we are lucky enough to be allowed to watch it!! Thank you ESPNN for being nice enough to show us this awesome game and for letting the Great Dick Vital tell us what was happening it was the BEST game you will ever see!!! I am going to send some money to ESPNN to show them thanks for being so nice for putting that game in the TV for free instead of paperview!! You better send them some money too dont be a chepskate if you dont they might put it on the paperview and you will have to PAY for it next time!! Or they might not even show it!!! that would be horribel so dont let it happen and send them some money right NOW dont be a chepeskat!!!

BEST GAME OF ALL TIMES!!! WOWW!!!!!! DUKE RULZ I CALLED IT YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! CRAM IT HATAS!!!!

2005-02-01T13:16:00.000-05:00

Yo dawgs the big news is how my awesome Patriats are going for the Super Bowel THREEPETE!! It is awesome and unreal and never been done beffore or sense! But the probalem is that they dont get enough respect and love and hype from the looser media! I allready told them last year how to fix it but they didn't even listen to me! Unreal! But now this year I am even more famouser then I was last year and this websight is even more famouser so they will deffinitely read my idear this time and DO IT!!! It is going to ROCK yo!

Here is what I told them to do last year I went "The Super Bowel is my faverite holyday of the whole winter time and it is the day when all americans give thanks and act nice because of the big football game! And this year my faverite team my AWESOME PATRIATS are going to win again! Patriats are one of the awesomest teams of all times in any sports but they dont get enough hype and love what is up with that! unreal the medias are all just BIASS against them what a jipp that happens to all my teams like Duke and USSC too! So anyways my plan is to get my Patriats some more hype from the medias! And so they need to do like my awesome Bears did and make a wrapping video!

That is a great idear remeber you heard it here FIRST it is my idear and if you steal it I will SUE you!! So all they need to do is get together and get a camcorder and they can all dance around and sing wraps about how they RULE and it wil be nuber #1 just like my Bears when they sang "The Super Bowel Shovel!" Remeber that that was AWESOME dawg!

So Tom Braddy could dance around and wrap like this "I am Tom Braddy and I kick all you asses in you face you jealous JERKS cram it! We are going to win the Super Bowel and this is my song about it! Patriats are doing the Super Bowel dance" And then he would wrap something else that rimes with "cram it!" and it would ROCK!!

And then Bellycheck could dance out and sing like this "I am the Coach named Bellycheck and so Patriats will give them heck and I am so smart I am the KING and so we will win the Super Bowel thing!" And then Tyler Millaw and Seymore Richards and all the other superstars of PATRIATS could wrap like this "You dont have to take a chance because we are doing the Super Bowel dance!" Yo that rocks I made it up mysself do not steal it and put it on a wrap alblum!

And then they would all wrap even more like this "Patriats RULE we wear gray pants and we are doing the Super Bowel dance! You better know that we will be CHAMPS because we do our Super Bowel dance!!"

And then they could all like breakdance around and wear lots of furcoats and bling with they uniforms and have all they hoes come out and dance with them and wear skampy cloths and they could show the Patriats drving around they badass cars and hummers and suvs and cranking up the music so loud they cars bounce up and down like in the cool videos! It would kick ass homes!

Why dont they do this if you are reading this Bellycheck then make you team do it now dont you want to win the big game then you better have a video with wrapping on it! I cant wait to watch this awesome video and buy a tape of it and to get some money from Patriats when they make this video and it sells a million copys wow I am going to be RICH this RULEZ!!! This is the best Super Bowel of all times!!!!!

So now I am giving you ANOTHER chance to use my AWESOME idear dont blow it this time!!!

2005-02-01T10:14:00.000-05:00

We finely got the looser Iraqus to VOTE the other day! What took them so long! Duh! What do you expect from a looser country so dumb they let Sadamn Insane be they boss! Too bad they couldent figgure out how to vote for themselfs so we wouldent of had to invade them and take them over and make them vote! Cripes they are a pain in the neck over there! Anyways the point is that they finely votes and on the news Rush said how the big winner was George "W" Bush!!! YESSSS Bush wins again!!! John Carey is such a looser he cant even win in Iraqu! Hawhawhaw cram it jerk in you face Carey!
Now that we have tooken over Iraqu we need to get they gotdamn gas and get out of there! Gas costes too much so give us your gas you people who are dumb and cant even vote without us! You owe us so much for giving you Democrasy and Freedom the least you can do is give us some gotdamn gas! Theres no point in us wasting our time over there for anything else!! So give us you're gas!! Which you need to drive you're car!
I dont understand why the stupid Liberels make all kind of complainings about oil! Blah blah blah oil blah blah Iraqu blah blah oil blah!!! Duh!! We dont need any oil!! Who cares about oil you only need like a few quartz to drive your car for months! But we need gas!! You need way more gas then oil to drive you're car! Gas costes way more then oil and you need more of it so who cares about oil no one!!! Gas comes from Iraqu Rush said so right on the news! Typecal Liberels who are WRONG about everthing and dont even understand how a car works how dumb can you get! We dont need oil stupid people!! Just gas!!

2005-01-27T10:05:00.001-05:00

REFFS CHEAT VERSE DUKE UNREAL WHAT A RIPOFF!!!!!!

UNreal I never seen a bunch of reffs cheat against a team beffore like they did last night when they STOLE the game from Duke! They called this bad call against Duke and I couldent even belief it it was so bad I would of keyed up they cars if I knew where they parked! You should of seen the Great Coach Kay he was so mad he was yelling right at them ponting out that they had made a bad call and the stupid cheating reffs dident even change it!!! No fake he told them right there that they were WRONG but they wouldent even listen to him!!! Dont they know who he is!!!

Wow they are in for it now when Coach Kay calls up they bosses and gets them FIRED!!! He will probaly even have them put in jail for cheating except that it was probaly part of the Great Coach Kay's Secret Trick Plan to loose a couple games on perpose to trick the other teams beffore the March Madness! The last few years Duke has been too awesome beffore March Madness and then the other teams save up all they luck and beat Duke when the reffs help them out!

Plus Duke use to have better players but they were allso CHOKERS so now the Great Coach Kay is going with scrubs who suck but who are clutch Winners who wont choke like those loosers Lou Al Dung and Dohonn did last year! It is another Genious stratergy and prooves why Coach Kay is the BEST!! It better work because I am sick of Duke loosing in the March Madness like chokers they need to start winning CHAMPIONSHIPS again soon because it has been too long!! Anyways who cares my faverite team is Illnoise who is UNDEFETED and will never loose like I allready told you all!

So the point is the reffs CHEATED and stole the game from Duke but it doesent even matter because it is part of the Plan and because my Illnoise is still undeffeted! SO cram that one you hatas!!

2005-01-27T10:05:00.000-05:00

I went and seen the WORST movie ever the other night with the old ballandchain! She kept crying and whinning about going to see this new movie that is full of all kind of awards and is suppost to be very good! So to shut her up I brung her to it!

It is called Sidewards and it is crummy! It is all about this cool guy who is the dumb guy from Wings who is going to get marryed so oviously he needs to go and get some from some other girls beffore he gets all tied down and dragged down to a wive! So he goes off to score and get some but he brings his looser freind with him who is a real looser! He is this little geeke who was Pigvomet in the Howard Sterns movie! Anyways all this nurd guy does is drink wine and complain! He doesent even drink a REAL drink like Bicarty Ice or Bud just wine! Unreal what is he a girl or a foreiner!

Anyways all this uggly complainy guy does is ruin the whole trip! The cool guy scores with the girl who is Arlesses secertery on HBO who is kind of hot even though she is Chineese! But the looser guy cant even get with some hot chick who wants to knock boots with him! Of course this stupid movie is so stupid that they dident even show ether girl naked how borring!! Unreal!

Anyways I hated this Sidewards guy they aught to of called him Backwards instead of Sidewards! Get it because he was a nurd and a looser! His wife dumped him and was going to get marryed to another guy and he dident even punch the other guy out wow no wander he is a looser! So the movie was all borring and dumb! There is one part where they need to get a wallit that the cool guy dropped when he was getting with a chick but it gets desgusting and grosse when they show this big fat naked guy running trust me it is grosser then even Jassen verse Freddy! I was so offended and mad that they put that in there i am going to write a letter to the guy in charge of keeping stuff out of movies and tell him he needs to get FIRED for letting that be in there! What is this world comming to wont someone think of the CHILLDREN who might have to see this GROSSE big naked fat guy running it is horribel!!! Thats what happens when you let HILLERY CLINTON be a Congressmen! Why wont someone do something about it!!!

Anyways the whole movie is just them going around drinking whine like girls and compaining! If I want to hear complaining I will stay home and the old ballandchain will do it all night and it wont cost me allmost twenty gotdamn dollers PLUS popcorn and jewjewbeats! Unreal whoever said this movie was good was full of it it is a ripoff and even the dumb guy from Wings cant even save it! Sidewards go back to having Howerd Sterns call you names at least then it wasent so gotdamn borring! Sidewards = BAD trust me face facts dont waste you time on this rotten movie!

2005-01-24T13:45:00.000-05:00

BEST TEAM OF ALL TIMES = MY PATRIATS I CALLED IT WE KICKED ASS AGAIN I TOLD YOU ALL HOW WE WOULD AND THEN WE DID!!!

Lucky thing that the blue paint I put on my face last weekend for PATRIATS and DUKE wont wash off because now I dont even need to buy anymore and everhwere I go now everone will see my face all blue and know just from looking at me that i am the AWESOMEST biggest fan of Patriats and Duke EVER!!! Everone who sees me cant even belief how cool I am to have a blue face and they are all so jealous you aught to see them turn around and point at me and talk about me!! BECAUSE I RULE!!!! So cram it hatas all you stealer people who came onto my massge board to shoot off you big mouthes about you team now are PUNKED out!! BY ME!!!! We SLOTTERED you so bad you can never even talk again!! SO cram it!!! PATRIATS RULE BEST TEAM OF ALL TIMES KINGS OF FOOTBALL!!!!

2005-01-20T15:59:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news that everone is all talking about is how Rachel Anisten from Friends broke up with Brad Afflack! Unreal she is so hot why would anyone break up with her! I bet she dumped him because she is sick of watching his crappy bad movies all the time! She is so hot and they are famous so that is the big story that everone is talking about!

This is big news so of course i have the big raport on it first! Everone is going to check out my balogg to get the latest word I bet even Rachel and Afflack will even read it here!! Yo Rachel if you are reading this then why dont you come and get with me yo I dont go around making a bunch of crummy movies I am a big CEO of a famous corpration and I have a very awesome websight that everone loves! We will go out to eat food at a nice restrant I know this littel Ietalian place called Ollive Garden they have real good food there and you can even get whatever you want and I will pay! No fake I really would! Then we will go to see a new movie whichever one is the best and most populer and doesent have that JERK Brad Afflack in it!

Then we will go to the best club it is called Shebooms and it has fansy decarations and expansive drinks they make in blenders and loud music by awesome singers like Fitty Cent they allways play his rap about its my birfday go shortie in da club and everone allways go crazzy on that jamm and we all get out on the dance floor and bust all kind of awesome moves and the hose let you dance with you junk all up against they butt when that jamm is rocken the house yo! It rules trust me!!

Then we will go back to you're crib to knock boots all night long!!! We could go back to my place if the old ballandchain is staying at her mamas place that night but sometimes she comes back real early in the morning so we should probaly chill at you house instead! Trust me this is going to rock so if you are reading this you need to send me you digets and I will call you up on the telophone and we will holla and I will give you all kind of sweet talk about how you are hot and you have a awesome butt that I cant wait to get my hands on and we will make a hot date for this weekend!

So that is the latest news raport on the big story of how Rachel Anisten dumped the looser Brad Afflack and is going to get with me real soon just you wait and see!!

2005-01-20T13:57:00.000-05:00

Hey kid who stold my Carolina shirt forget it you can keep it you jerk! I dont want it back anyways! But you are a jerk to STEAL!! If I ever catch you with my Duke jacket or jerssys you are DEAD bucko!!!! Dont you forget it!!!

2005-01-13T10:28:00.000-05:00

Yo if you are reading this and you are that kid who I gave my awesome Carolina shirt to a coupel years ago then give it BACK! I told you I was just LOANDING it to you for a while! Not forever! I need that shirt back dont be a crook and a stealer and a lier and a Indien giver and a GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT! I need to wear it to work on saturday after we win the big game! I allready have my Carolina hat and jacket all ready to go I just got them from Wallmart they look AWESOME but I need that shirt so give it back!! If any of you know this kid he is a blond-headed guy who is kind of a loudmouth and full of it he is about 5-ten or maybe bigger or maybe smaller and about 25 or so or maybe younger or 35 or and I loanded him this shirt a coupel years ago! So if you see that guy wearing a CAROLINA shirt then it is MINE so tell him it is MINE and he needs to give it back right now! Seriously I need that shirt so look around and try and find that guy! If you are that guy then give me my gotdamn shirt back you STEALER! I will give you you're $5 dollers back right away honest!

2005-01-04T15:26:00.000-05:00

Wow this game is like the biggest of all times and has my two favoritest teams EVER playing for the CHAMPIONSHIP of the world!!!! This RULZ my awesome USSC Trojens verse my Oakalahomma Sooniers this is the best matchup ever and will deffinitly be the best foot ball game of all times!! Because it is the most importent game you ever seen! So dont miss it it is going to RULE!! I will tell you right now that we are going to win it all and be the CHAMPIONS of everthing!! Just you wait you will see!!! I am calling it right now and I will stand by my pick and all you hatas will see at last how I was RIGHT and you were wrong!! Trust me by tomorrow we will all be celbrating ANOTHER championship and I will go out and get ANOTHER teeshort and hat that say WORLD CHAMPS on it!! I cant wait I am going to get so tore up you wouldent belief it I allready drunk like two 40s and when I get hom from work I am going to drink up a bunch of Bicarty Ices and whiskys!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yo no one talegates like me homes I am the KING!! And we are going to be the CHAMPS!! I cant wait to see us KICK ASS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

2004-12-29T10:30:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news is that this is the end of the year and now all kind of bigtime sport journelists like me come out with our lists of the Top Storys if the Year! So I will do it! Even though this was a crappy year for sports with nothing going on and nothing good happening! But at least it was a good year for other stuff like TV and poltics!

So the Top Story of 2004 is The Great Coach Kay SAVES College Baskeball!!!!!

Yes thats right thats oviously the Top Story of the year! Face facts the Great Coach Kay SAVED college baskeball because he said no to Lakers and saved Duke! This is the biggest story of all times!

You see the Great Coach Kay is the perfect roll modell and voicer and image man and Hero of all of baskeball! Because he Cares! He is very kind and Caring and sweet and his playas are all egghead scholers and Geniouses and cleancut nice boys but he still gets them to kick all ass and do anything to win and play awesome deffense and slap the floor and get in everones face and grab they jersseys and slap they hands and then get up in they grill and tell them they suck and are garbige and have no chance verse the great Duke! And its TRUE!! That is called WINING and that is what the great Coach Kay is all about and he will do anything to win and no one can stop him!! If you get in his way he will CRUCH you like a bugg and spit in you face and choke you!! So watch out or he will CRUSH you!! That is why he is a great repersentitive of college baskeball and sports and America and why he is such a awesome roll modell and why everone needs to copy him and act just like him! Face facts if the Great Coach Kay ever left Duke college baskeball would fall apart and no one would ever care about it again it would be a great tragety! And he allmost did!! He could of gone to the Lakers to win a bunch of champsionships in the NBA but he has so much class and grateness and unselfeshitude that he said No I will not go to the NBA because I am a Hero and college baskeball needs me to save it and allso I need a lot more money yo I gots to get paid and Shack is leaving the Lakers anyways so who cares about them anymore I will stay at Duke for a big raise and take this year off and let the team look like a bunch of chumps for a while to trick everone and make us the under-dawgs untell March Madniss and then we are going to come to life and suprise everone and kick all ass and SHOCK THE WORLD and win it all again when you all said we had no chance!!! OS cram it!!

So you see the Great Coach Kay saved college baskeball and Duke and if you ever watch college baskeball then you all should be on your knees thanking him and praising him and begging for mercy!! That is the biggest news story of all times face facts!!

So this is how the Top Ten News Storys of the whole year rank up!

1.! Coach Kay Saves College Baskeball!!

2! The great Geroge "W" Bush kicks ass and becomes President of the Year again and Cary goes home like a big looser which he is!

3! That lowlive tramp Jannet Jackson whips off her cloths and gets naked and nude right at the Super Bowell and I got a tape of it and you can even see her booby right there on the TV oh my god its real nakedness right on the TV and it isent even Skinamax it is the best thing that ever happen! But she is a desgrace for doing it they aught to lock her up! SHAME ON YOU JANNET JACKSEN!!!

4! That Lacy Pedersen guy killed his wife and is going to get the CHAIR!!!

5! My Patriats Win ANOTHER Super Bowel!

6! The Awesome USA kick the asses of Iraqu and take them over and lock up Sadamn Husane and put him in a hole in the ground and kick all of they asses and kill the bad guys and give them a good govermint where they will finely act like human beins and do what we say!

7! The Great Eminam has a new alblum and it rules but not hardley manny people buy it because we all downloated it off the internets for free so that kicks ass!

8! Yankees CHOKE like looser crappy junky desgraces and Redsox win the National Championship!

9! My USSC Trojins win it all and are CHAMPS!!!

10! The big title wave kills a bunch of people but luckyly they werent American!

So those are the FACTS of the storys of the year why dont you FACE them!

2004-12-28T09:59:00.000-05:00

Yo whats up people! I just seen how the TV announced Lants Armstrong for Athalete of the Year! That is awesome news for the Great Lants! He is a awesome bike rider and he rides real fast and he dont hardly ever fall down! And he is from AMERICA so that makes him the BEST! So cram it France and Itilie and Eruope and Englend we RULE!! But the point is that even though the Great Armstrong is the best bike rider of all times he is still a bike rider guy! That doesent count as athaletes! Athaletes are big strong guys who kick ass and lead they team to the CHAMPIONSHIP they dont ride around on a bike all day like a littel kid! So come on TV get with the program and pick a ATHALETE for Best Athalete of the Year not some bike rider guy! Why dident they pick Shack or Tom Braddy or The Rock or the tall kid from my Ucon or some Olympec guy or Kurt Shilleng or Derrick Jeeter or any REAL champion athalete! Duh! That would of been smart but instead they wanted to be dumb or well anyways it doesent matter because at least a American won! And it was a crappy year for sports anyways with all of the usuel awesome teams playing like crap and garbage and choking! What kind of a year is it when the awesome teams like Duke and Yankees and Lakers and Dalas Cowboys and Carolina and Norta Dame ALL just SUCK and CHOKE and play like garbige! I will tell you what kind of year a CRAPPY one! This was probaly the worst year of sports for all time! So no one even cares about sports that much this year we are waiting untell next year which is going to RULE trust me we are BACK!! The only good thing about this year is that I perdicted all the champsion teams and at least my faverite teams all still won it all! But I am sick of some of them like Yucon and some others so it doesent really count anyways because next year is going to RULE and be the best year of all times right after the worst year of all times! So congradulations Lants Armstrong go USA you ar egood at bike riding and maybe next year a REAL athalete will win!!!!

2004-12-17T17:23:00.000-05:00

I have HAD it with you whinners and complainers and hatas all saying that my websight doesnt have enough satistics! Cram it!!! This is the best websight on all of earth so I will give you poindexters and eggheads some awesome NFL satistics to add up! This better shut you loosers up! Trust me you wont find these awesome satistics on any other websights so cram it hatas!

Vintary CHAMPSION PATRIATS! 38/39/38/39 48 123
Grayham Cin 32-32 24 27 53 104
Stoover 2525 2526 50 100
Keading SE 44-45 18/23 53 98
Ellam Den 33-33 21?25 52 96

Lookit them satistics unreal! Wow if you are a expert like me you know those numbers dont lie! They are FACTS!!! You can argue with me but you cant argue with FIGUERS!! So you can see my Patriats are NUMBER #1!!!!! AgaiN!! THe numbers dont lie!!!! Why wont you face FACTS!!!!

PS Dont you steal these satistics and put them on you own websight without paying me MONEY or else I will SUE you right into the pourhouse I mean it!!!! Dont be a stealer and a THEIF!!

2004-12-16T16:50:00.000-05:00

Yo the big awesome news is how I am going to get me a ROLLEX watch! This rules I got a email today about how I am the big winner and they are going to send me this awesome Rollex! Unreal I am so pshyched I cant belief it! All bigtimer cebretys and rich people like me wear Rollexes and now I will too! It will fit in good with all my other bling like my gold chains! This is the best thing to ever happen to anyone ever too bad you loosers dont ever win a free ROLLEX like I did well too bad that is because you r all jealous loosers not a WINNER like me! I am going to rock this mad bling at all they clubs like Shebooms and all the girls are going to be so into me this is going to ROCK! Just wait untell the next time someone goes yo what time is it! Then I will roll up my sleve and look at my Rollex and they will all see it and they will go Yo Aweseome Dawg Man you are rocking a Rollex that is AWESOME I see that you are a winner and RICH and da man so I am so sorry that I was a jerk to you and disrespected you I will never do it again I am so sorry! I cant wait untell that Rollex gets here! Does Rollexes have like good alarms on them and like neon lighting up hands on them! I bet you can play a vidio game right on you rollex watch! And probaly you can take mad pictures with it and play mp3s and I bet it even has like a walkytalky right in it! Because Rollexes are the BEST watches and everone knows that you have to be the BEST to be abel to wear one! This is awesome about time they FINELY give me one what took so damn long! Cripes!

2004-12-10T09:58:00.000-05:00

Yo did you see the big boxxing match on the ESPNN the other night it kicked ass! Mohamed Alli is BACK yo! He had his big comeback fight verse this little muscley guy name Fraser and it was a awesome fight! It was the best fight I seen on TV ever sense the NBA fight a couple weeks ago! Alli was all up in his face and telling him who was boss and saying come on beeyotch what are you going to do! And Fraser would just put his head down and punch at him over and over he fighted real good for a looser! Anyways no one ever would of thought that an olden days million year old guy like Mohamed Alli would ever be able to fight again exspecially against a modern guy and WIN! It was unreal Alli must be allmost as old as Geroge Forman like maybe 70 years old but he still looked pretty good and kicked ass and told everone all about it! That is why he is the AWESOMEST! JUst like he told everone! So look out Mike Tysen you better run if you want to keep you champion belt because Mohamed Alli is BACK bayaby and he is going to kick you ass Tysen! Mohamed Alli he floats like a stinger and fights like a bee! That even rhymes he is a good wrapper too maybe he will come out with a wrapping alblum like Ron Artess! Hey now that Artess is suspendered forever he can become a boxxer and now he can fight Alli for the belt! That would RULE I cant wait untell they fight it would be the best of all TIMES!!! GO ALLI!! The Awesomest of all times!!

2004-12-04T20:46:00.000-05:00

Yo what is up dawgs! As you know I was RIGHT when I called my awesome Illnoise to whup Wake Forrest and proove to all the playa hatas that WE are NUMBER #1! And we did! So learn you lessen and realize that I am always right and stop douting me like a jive turkie or some kind of a chump! WHO IS SUPER BOWEL CHAMPS THAT RIGHT MY PATRIATS AND WHO IS NATIONAL CHAMP OF BASE BALL THATS RIGHT MY REDSOX AND NOW MY ILLNOISE = NUBER #1 OF baskeball!!! And dont forget my Pisstens NATIONAL CHAMPS of the whole NBA!!! Ha face facts I RULE!!!!!!!

2004-12-01T17:56:00.000-05:00

Yo the big news today is the biggest hugest baskeball game of the year is going to be played and my two faverite teams are playing in it! Awesome Wake Forrest and superstar Illnoise are playing tonite on the TV and everone is all axcited to finely see these two super teams play! I cant wait because I know we are going to KICK ASS!! That is right I am perdicting right here right now that we are going to WIN!! I dont care what the playa hatas who like that other team say they are full of it trust me we are going to WIN I guarantee it! Take it to the bank, its a sure thing its a lock write it down set it on stone bank on it Bucko!!! WE WILL WIN TONIGHT!! That is a fact!! Anyone who disagrees why dont you bet me then! I will bet any of you anything you want that we will win!!! Well!!! Well!!! Yeah thats what I thought all talk no action. Well just you watch that game tonight and you will see us kick ass and you will see us WIN the big game because we are the BEST!!! When we win remeber I TOLD YOU SO!!!! Hawhawhaw I cant wait untell we win this game it is going to RULE I am going to get me a bunhc of 40s right now and start getting hammered on them and all drunk and when we win I am going to run all around the park and scream and yell and give everone hell I cant wait its going to RULE!!! YESSSSS!!!!

2004-11-24T10:04:00.000-05:00

Yo dawgs what is up! Here is a FACT for you all! Sense my Wake Forrest is NUMBER #1 ONE in college baskeball we are oviously the best team of all times! The FACTS say that everything that happens right now is better then anything that happened in the olden days back when them old slow little guys played! Oviously! Sense we are NUMBER #1 ONE of the whole WORLD right now then oviously we are better then anyone EVER!
Dont even talk about them olden days guys with they tight little shorts and dumb haircuts who couldent even hardly dunk! They cant touch the awesome athaletes of today! Them old guys from of four or five YEARS ago are over rated and could never stay with our modern guys who are bigger and stronger and better then they ever were! So FACE FACTS we are the best team of all times! Name any team they would loose to us because they are all old hasbins and nobodys! Come on wake up and face FACTS!!
Wake forrest = best team of all TIMES!!

2004-11-22T14:13:00.000-05:00

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The stupit NBA suspendered the Great Ron Artess forever! This sucks! They need him out there! No one would even be talking about the NBA without him!!!! Well the good news is how this wont stop him! I bet he comes back and plays with a mask on and no one will reconize him! But it will really be him! Just like in the wrassling when Dustie Roads was suspendered but he wore a Mask and fought anyways as the Midnite Writer and he won all his fights and then at the end he took off his mask and everone was SHOCKED how it was really Dustie! So that is just what the great Ron Artess is going to do! You watch he will come back and play in a mask and no one will even reconize him and he will kick all ass and everone will be like who is this new guy for Pasers whe wears a mask all the time he is named NBA Destroyer Number 1 from parts unknowed! This guy is awesome and plays just like Artess Pasers are lucky they gots him! And then the NBA Destoyer will lead them to the CHAMPIONSHIP and win the big game! And then he will whip off his masks and it will be Ron Artess! Everone will be shocked except for me because I CALLED IT!! This is going to RULE it is going to be the best baskeball year of all times just you watch!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to NBA for suspendering Artess but it wont stop him just u wait!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-22T11:11:00.000-05:00

Wow UNREAL did you see that awesome game!!! That was the best baskeball game I ever seen of all times!! The best part was when Ron Artess and that other guy beat the crap out of them fat kids who run on the court! COOL!!!!!! The big fight was started by Ron Artess when he punk out Ben Wallis! But it was pretty borring untell Artess lied down on the table in front of all them fans and they start hitting him with beers! I would of done the same thing trust me you dont just lay down on top of the table in MY house beeyotch! So anyways Artess gets hit with the beer and goes and punks out some little white nurd and the nurd look like he going to cry! Haw hawhawhaw that was the funnyest thing I ever seen! And then this cool guy in a Wallis shirt goes off and puts the smack down on Artess!!!!! No fake he was rabid punching him right in the head untell Jackson come over and whup his ass! And then it gots better! Jumane O'Neil was kicking ass verse a bunch of punks in the crowd and then Artess and that other guy beat the snot out of them fat kids! And then they all gots trash and drinks throwed at them when they were running off the court!! That was AWESOME this was even better then WWE because with WWE you know there is going to be a big fight but the crowd hardly ever gets they ass kicked! But this time you dident even know there was to be a fight and then there was and it was awesome that was the best NBA game of all TIMES!! They need to have fights like that in ever game I would watch the NBA once in a while if it was like that! So congrads to Ron Artess he ROCKS and is rebel and dont take no crap from punks! You can see why he is going to be the next big superstar of wrapping I cant wait to buy his alblum now that he is a badass maybe he can chill with Eminam and Fitty Cent and they can all do a alblum together!! And then Wallis from my CHAMPION Pisstens can come running out in a interview and coldclock Artess with a chair! And then Doctor Dray and Snopp Dawggy Dawg would help Wallis and they would have a big FIGHT verse Eminams possy and it would RULE!!!!!! And then Trippel H would come in and hit everone with chairs and then us badass Pisstens fans would throw water at everone!! This is going to RULE it is going to be the BEST time of all in the histery of sports and wrapping and TV all at once!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!

2004-11-12T18:07:00.000-05:00

Yo what is up holmeses! Have you heard all about the latest with this NBA jerk Ron Artess! Unreal he quit the team so he could make a wrapping C-D! Wow what a jerk u never heard of Shack or Alan Iversen quitting they team to do that! They played anyways when they made they awesome wrapping alblums! That is how u r suppost to do it! Duh! This Artess sounds like a quitter to me I use to like him but now I hate him because he is a CHOKER who never won it all and now he is doing this to his team! I cant belief he would do this I am so mad I cant wait untell his C-D comes out and I can buy it and find out what all this controvercy is all about! He will be so sorry when his C-D comes out and everone listens to it and makes fun at him for it! He will never live this one down what a foole! When I do my wrapping C-D in a couple years u better belief that I will not quit my team to do it I am a champion and a awesome team mate so I would NEVER quit my team to make a wrapping C-D if I was on a team! So anyways the point is that he = JERK and we all hate him and when his C-D comes out he will be real sorry and learn his lessen and no one will ever pull this stunt again! In my day we had REAL athaletes who would do they wrapping alblums in the OFFSEASON because they were CHAMPIONS and good guys! Like u r suppost to do! JERK!!

2004-11-09T11:35:00.000-05:00

FINELY baskeball is BACK and we have some thing to watch in TV between the foot ball games!! This year is going to RULE because my faverite team is my awesome KANSASS JAWHAWKS and we are NUMBER #1 this year!! THIS RULES AND IS THE BEST WE DESSERVE IT SO MUCH ITS ABOUT TIME!!! We have the best team of the world we have the awesome Brian Simian and that guy who shoots the ball real good and that floppy haired white kid who plays pointer guard! So you see we are LOADED with SUPERSTARS who cant be stopped! If you like some other college you better just shut up and face facts which is that KANSASS RULES!!!! Sense i am so nice to you people I will post up my COLLEGE BASKEBALL POLE which shows all the rankings of the very TOP teams who RULE this year! For free! Unreal how lucky you all are!!

1. Kansas-- NUMBER #1!!! YES YES YES UNDFFEATED WE RULE!!
2. UCON-- AWESOME WORLD CHAMPS we still are great but that big guy and that Ben guy dropped out fo college to go hard ship wo we wont win it all this year oh well who cares Kansass rules anyways!!
3. DUKE-- The Great Coach Kay is going to let some other teams win some games this year because he is going to get tham all overconfident and then come back and kick they ass!! Plus allso we will get higher draft picks if we loose a bunch of games! So who cares anyways Duke isent even trying! But then we WILL and catch you all offguard and SHOCK the WORLD and all you playa hatas will be so sorry! Just you wait you will see!! Anyways who cares no one cares about baskeball anyways!

4. Wake Forest -- they have that Paul Chritsopher guy who is awesome but they rest all suck! They are pretty good for a looser college!

3. Georgia Tech-- I use to love these guys last year they were my forth faverite team in the whole college baskeball league but now they got rid of some of they best players and so they arent so good any more!

4. CAROLINA IS BACK BABAY IN YOU FACES WE RULE AND ARE AWESOME AGAIN!! Rushab Mcant = best player of all in the world!!!

. Illinois (2) 26-7 1,457 13
6. Syracuse 23-8 1,452 20
7. Oklahoma State (2) 31-4 1,342 4
8. Connecticut 33-6 1,281 7
9. Kentucky (1) 27-5 1,177 2
10. Arizona 20-10 1,061 22
11. Duke 31-6 981 5
12. Mississippi State 26-4 913 8
13. Michigan State 18-12 910 --
14. Louisville 20-10 876 --
15. Maryland 20-12 765 19
16. Texas 25-8 671 12
17. Pittsburgh 31-5 596 9
18. Alabama 20-13 510 --
19. N.C. State 21-10 490 15
20. Notre Dame 19-13 429 --
21. Wisconsin 25-7 378 10
22. Washington 19-12 355 --
23. Florida 20-11 337 --
24. Memphis 22-8 283 24
25. Gonzaga 28-3 215 3

So there you see my awesome Top 25 college baskeball pole it is so much better then all them other poles that are for loosers! I do so much resserch and investigading to make my SCIENTIFFIC pole that you wouldent belief it i watch all kind of vidio tapes and look at the USA Today and Street Smiths and other bigtime insider magazenes to get the FACTS that no one else will give you just ME!! That is why my pole is the best pole you will ever see!!! You're wellcome!!!

2004-11-04T10:16:00.000-05:00

Yo what is wrong with u loosers I been checking my awesome massage board and a lot of u have been going to my awesome Preemeum page and not paying for it! Cut it out dammit! Send me the damn ten cent u OWE ME!! Why r u all so CHEAP and acting like loosers! WHY! I will use my topsecret computer program to fid out who u are and where u live and I will key up you're cars or light up you're trash cans on fire if you dont PAY UP NOW!!! Dont be a cheap stealer who steals because he is cheap! I will catch you trust me u cant run and u cant hide!! So mail me my gotdamn ten cent evertime you go over to that preemeum page you JERKS!!!

PS check out my awesome massage board it RULZ and is the best! It is full of topsecret incite and info on my awesome teams!! AND PAY ME MY GOTDAMM MONEY!!!!!

2004-11-04T10:01:00.000-05:00

YES YES YES I CALLED IT I TOLD U ALL HOW "W" BUSH WAS GONNA WIN!!! AND THEN WE DID!!! Hawhaw cram it liberals everone hates u and wants u to go back to russia with you're hating on the war and you're tax loving and you're gay marrages! Now we have The King for Presdent and not some long faced droopy looser!! Now America is going to totally KICK ASS AGAIN!!!!! Look out foreners you're NEXT!!!! Now we will FINELY be safe! So all you playa hatas like Rodger Moore and Al Franklen can go screw! In u faces America ROCKS we are the KINGS of Earth and number #1 of all!!!!!! YES YES YES YES!!!! GEORGE "W" BUSCH = DA MAN WE WIN WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FREINDS AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING UNTELL WE WIN NO TIME FOR LOOSERS WE R THE CHAMPSIONS WE R THE CHAMPIONS WE R THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! That is the song by The Queens that I allways sing after my awesome teams win it all again and now that we have won the big election I am singing it everhwere I go and flipping off the librels!!! Hawhawhaw cram it this is the best thing that ever happened I cant WAIT untell I get my big tax cut I am going to buy the awesome new Eminam C-D with it and ROCK out!!!! WE R THE CHAMPIONS WE R THE CHAMPIONS NO TIME FOR LOOSERS BECAUSE WE R THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-01T11:33:00.000-05:00

The sports suck lately! I am sick of everthing! It use to RULE in the olden days! Lookit the stupid foot ball stupid Patriets played STUPID and I am sick of it!!! I demand excellents not a bunch of stupid playing! Wake up and stop being LOOSERS I am so sick of this crap!!! Bellyshack you gots one week to wake up and stop being a looser or else you need to be FIRED!!! And Tom Braddy what is you probalem I dont cheer for you to loose and make stupid plays!! U better stop loosing and start kicking ass again NOW!!!! Or else u SUCK!!!! I am sick of sports SUCKING what is up with that yo! At least my Redsox are still champions and RULE but baseball is looser and borring anyways! Now foot ball is starting to suck what is up with that thank god we FINELY Get the NBA back everone cant wait! But even the NBA isent as good with the great Shack and Coby on diffrent teams it is all weird and no fun now! Why dont they make Shack and Coby and Iversen and TMac and LeBaron all get on ONE team that would RULE and kick ass of all times!! Why wont they do this are they STUPIT!! Why is everthign so sucky and stupid!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everthing!!!!